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Gregor @gregtech.eu

1 mo. ago • 92%

C meme

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Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml C meme

18 comments

Eh... ship it. RAM is cheap.

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- "Uh, Boss, our customers are sending us the invoices for their RAM purchases."
  
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  OMG I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT TO JETBRAINS AND MICROSOFT FOR TEAMS
  
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That's why I preallocate the max memory I will need just like I was taught to do in Fortran. You can't leak what you don't have.

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- Heap allocation failure > gradual memory leak
  
  Checkmate atheists.
  
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This is why I only allocate on the stack

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- People who are enthusiastic about using pointers in C++ are doing it wrong. Never use a pointer when you can get away with a reference.
  
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  For C++, yes. But "reference" is just a way of using the pointer when it comes to C
  
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  Sure, but that's technically allocation-agnostic either way.
  
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- Based nasa compliant engineer
  
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  This guy gets it
  
  Static allocation for the SIL ratings
  
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- Stack overflow intensifies
  
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- I only use the registers.
  
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~I’m sorry~

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rip random amiga machine

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The line causing the memory leaks is actually the lack of a line: free().

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