Further, the State Fair has a Dairy Building where you can get unlimited milk (to go with your Sweet Martha's cookies), and see real butter carvers sculpt life sized busts of Princess Kay of the Milky Way in a rotating glass refrigerator.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Kay_of_the_Milky_Way
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Ok my first thought was “Is Vance fucking butter now?”
9I use butter as lube when I fuck my couch. Is that in any way relevant?
6I used to think butter carving was super wasteful, decadent nonsense.
But the butter they use is (or was.. it may not be anymore..) spoilt or otherwise inedible. Basically industry byproduct.
It does still really suck for the cows, their hard biological life reduced to spoiled statues, often of cows... but at least it’s not being completely wasted.. I guess..
4I feel the need to add a Letterkenny “allegedly” every time someone brings up Vance’s sofa.
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