Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterrule
Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterrule
Alt text: A fake tweet in which Elon Musk laments how he's running out of money to run X/Twitter because he's a very litigious man. The actual text follows:
Data $4,000,000 Rent $680,000 Lawsuits $500,000,000 Labor $2,400,000 Candles $3,600 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my website is dying
Stop spending money on lawsuits
93ReplyNo
63ReplyIt's my emotional support lawsuit
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I estimate you could save 98.6% of your expenses by cutting all legal costs if you stopped being a massive piece of shit
79Replyno
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That lawsuit might be the most pathetic one I have ever heard of. It should be thrown out but Muskrat filed it in North Texas for a reason.
76ReplyWhere's the budget for his bootstraps?
41ReplyHis dad paid for those, they are made of emeralds and blood.
27Replyif im not wrong twitter is still using bootstrap for bits and pieces of its website so it should be already included in its operational costs.
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Is he saying that's lawsuits against him? Or cost of lawsuits he's filling against others?
25Replygiven its a fake tweet, both?
28ReplyFirst one, then t'other.
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He could easily save 3600 if he just burned the lawsuit files
19ReplySounds like a plan! You're hired!
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Did he really just openly plagiarise Dril's second best known tweet?
4ReplyNo, I made it. It's fake.
19ReplyThat sound suspiciously like what Elons Fediverse account would say.
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Ok it's fake, never mind.
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