Cats have someone that will feed and house them, provide toys, scritches and pettings, catnip and medical care their entire lives for nothing. They dont have a job to worry about or bills to pay. They dont have to care about politics or how the world is on fire, they just hang out with other cats and people that spoil them their entire lives. We on the other hand, have bills to pay, a soul sucking job to go to 8+ hours a day, 50 weeks a year until were so old we cant do that anymore then we spend maybe a decade or two falling apart medically speaking until we stop forever.
Who is actually the dumb animal here? And before someone mentions their cat doing something dumb, I bet you know a person thats done something even stupider.
52They think they're in charge but are also dumbasses? Sounds like a typical manager to me!
28I had a similar conversation with my wife the other day, but then took one thing into account that you missed. I cut my cat's balls off as a condition for him living in my house.
Would you do the same to avoid all the shit that comes along with being a stressed out human?
12I'd agree, but cats are also too dumb to do anything Else except hunt, shit and sleep. I know we are all on the 'humans are trash' train rn, but we are still exponentially more intelligent than anything else around us.
10Our advantages come down to incremental improvement. Thog takes a rock and splits it into sharp af edges and now hes got a hand axe. Ogg takes another rock, splits it into sharp bits (or not) and uses sinue or twine to attach it to a stick. now they could have a number of different tools. Nog figures out they can tan hide using astringent plants they soaked and exposed the hide to and now theyve got primitive clothing. But most people... would struggle if they had to survive without all that technology. Cats... can survive off hunting birds and rodents. They do such a good job of it that theyve wiped out the 2nd most species on the planet aside from us. And keep in mind these are housecats not wild cats or strays. Itd be like some dude living in suburbia going to the mountains and killing everything with his bare hands or whatever tools he could cobble together from the materials he found there. Most people... would probably die of exposure, starvation or wild animals like bears and mountain lions if they tried that. We do as well as we do despite this because we improve generation after generation. Thats it. That's our advantage.
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This really reminds me of season 3 of Blackadder
21Jeeves and Wooster is great.
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Young ass Stephen Fry.
20"Doth mylady fancy another bowl of most delicious slaughtered animal or does her majesty wish to finish staring at the reflection of my watch on the wall first?"
17Automatic upvote for Jeeves.
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