1 mo. ago • 97%

well if you look at it that way

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Even two inches can make a big difference, just ask the guy who shot at Trump.

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- A joke like that will get you dumped by Jack Black and fired by your agents. At least if you're Kyle Gass.
  
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- Not to worry, he has a magical healing ear. A couple days with a maxi pad on his head and not even a scar!
  
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  Tampon don just has a nice ring to it
  
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how small are their legs??

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- or is this just parallax error?
  
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  Caught in a landslide?
  
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- The tape measure is fake. It's only counting up one inch for every two real inches if you go by the markings.
  
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  Tell me you don't know how to read a tape measure without telling me.
  
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A hand is holding the tape closer to the camera so it looks bigger. 15cm from pelvis to knee!! Not real.

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Perspective is huger

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Imagine if you had 6 inches swinging between your legs and it kept hitting your knees!

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- Call me the grandfather clock
  
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I'd rather have a thicc 6 than a thin 7

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- As a bottom it genuinely depends on the day. Some days a dude hits me up on Grindr and if he uses the word thick or sends a pic that looks particularly thick and I'm noping out faster than you can say "oh God it burns"
  
  Some days I'm like "I wonder if I can find a dude with a 2 liter bottle down there. Like Edward scissor hands. Jonathan two-liter-junk"
  
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  I honesty have no idea what that means, but regardless, I hope you have a happy butthole.
  
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That’s right, ladies 😏

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It's all about how close the eye of the beholder is to the penis...I mean tape measuring tool.

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Now do the same thing with 2" please, I need it for....reasons

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- I'm sure I've seen at least one community for that over here on lemmynsfw.
  
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