what's your favorite thing to put ketchup on that isn't fries?

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A trash heap where it fucking belongs.

There isn't a thing that you can put ketchup on that a good BBQ sauce or hot sauce isn't better on. I will die on this hill.

Hot dogs

Nipples

hashbrowns

Hmmm, I assume the usual hamburger/hotdog isn't what you're looking for.

I think the least common thing I put ketchup on is kraft mac n cheese. Don't do it every time, but every now and then, when I'm having the standard, package only mac n cheese, I'll put a dab on there.

Can't use much, or it sucks. But the kind of amount you might drop as you're taking a bite of something else, that works great. That's how I found out I liked it, back as a kid.

Hard poached eggs topped with cheddar cheese.

I also use ketchup as an additive in cabbage rolls, sloppy joes, or chili, barbecue sauce.

Meat loaf, Japanese omelet rice.

Meatloaf!

scrambled eggs

Even though I'll incur the wrath of all Italians I do like to put ketchup on my pasta when I don't have the time/energy/ingredients to make a proper sauce. Even better with shredded cheese.

Eggs! And omurice. And fried rice with a lot of egg.

My eggs in the morning.

The night before I mix two eggs with a little milk and put it in a microwavable mug. Then microwave it for 30 seconds, stir and repeat twice. It creates a round slab of egg that I put on a piece of buttered toast with ketchup spread on it.

I don't hate ketchup but there is always something else I would rather have including with fries.

Real answer:

• Open a can of tuna and mix it in
• Salad. Yes, I know. Yes it tastes great.

The fish part of fish and chips. No thanks on the malt vinegar. Y'all can keep your dirty foot water away from my fishies thanks.

Sausage gravy. Sprinkle some dots of ketchup on it and it's tangy savory good.

Corn dogs for sure. Fuckin' love me some corn dogs with ketchup.

As a hispanic person, ketchup on fried plantains was common for me growing up.

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One time I made pasta for myself and a friend (also roommate). The sauce a bit spicy, with herbs, simmered for a while. One of my favorites. We sat down to eat and he said “yum this is so delicious.” Then he got up, walked to the fridge, grabbed the ketchup, and squeezed it all over the pasta and sauce.

Uh oh...

Goldfish

Fried chicken, mostly. But ketchup goes well with a lot of fried food imo.

Kati roll is a dish from Kolkata, it's alternative name is 'frankie' in Mumbai - don't ask me why it has a western-sounding name. Goes really well with tomato ketchup. Real easy to make - put roti over a half-wet masala tawa-omelette, add some vegetables as the filling, and there ya go.

Kraft Dinner 🇨🇦

Fried chicken. Also try mixing ketchp and worcestershire sauce and dip your chicken in it before taking a bite.

Cheeseburger.

Hot dogs, hamburgers, eggs

My weird one, least Mac and cheese

Hot dogs and Burgers

On Fire.

The stuff stinks. If the devil has blood it would be tomato sauce.

Tater tots

The only food where ketchup is close to king is hamburgers. But Piri Piri and Heinz57 sauce are both better.

Ketchup is good on hot dogs along with mustard, but mustard is superior.

Actually, I thought of one: a Philly style steak sandwich.

rice

Mac n cheese

cheese sandwich

i have so many spare sachets of ketchup from mcdonalds, and recently i've been experimenting with them to make a good sauce to mix into plain noodles. ketchup, sweet soy sauce, paprika, chili oil, chili flakes, toss in some random spices, and that's a good noodle sauce.

before finding that combination, i've gotten quite a few that were way less palatable.

my alternate answer is spaghetti, just to piss off the italians.

Mix ketchup with either sour cream or mayo and put it on my eggs

I do a mixture of ketchup, mayo, garlic powder, onion powder, and msg, and slap that on cold cut sandwiches!

Hash browns

I don't like ketchup, myself, but when I make wings my daughter has me baste hers with ketchup.

• Hot sauce
• Fried hotdogs and pink sauce (mayochup)
• Soy sauce is really good
• Cheese is a classic
• Spicy brown whole mustard

Spaghetti when I want to upset Italians. Truth is it's pretty good

Pizza.

Not me, but my girlfriend's son (7) loves it on corn on the cob.

Bacon. Chips. Steak and kidney pie.

Roiskeläppä

Plain Rice and Spaghetti Ezine Cheese (Turkish white) sandwich

Fresh used napkin and tissue squeezings. Bonus points if the user had a cold.

Hotdogs or eggs.

Pizza. 🍕

I used to mix it in with fried rice that'd been left sitting out for too long and turned really dry. Gives it some moisture and a vinegary edge, but probably not for everyone, since ketchup's trademark is stomping all over the subtle flavors of a dish.

When I was in elementary school, I'd dip my pizza crusts in ketchup at lunchtime. I still do that every now and then with Sriracha ketchup

Also, same elementary school lunch: on pizza days, they also used to give us a side of tricolor fusilli straight-up. Just plain pasta without even so much as a little olive oil. So, fuck it. It got blasted with 'chup.

Macaroni casserole and hot dog

Pasta

Hotdogs, hamburgers, I like a little Shepherd's pie with my ketchup, tourtière (Quebec mince pie).

Hmm, I put ketchup on scrambled eggs in the morning.

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Hawaii pizza.

And plain leftover rice along with mayo.

Mustard. Mustard. Mustard.

Ketchup and fries isn't even that good. Mustard and fries is where it's at.

Mayo. But honestly I don't eat it for the fries, I would chug mayo if I could

Samurai Sauce. Kinda like flavored mayonnaise.

• Salt and vinegar, as it should be.
• Mayo, as it should be.
• Mayo and ketchup mix.

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