I agree that Jesse Ventura is an unhinged loon, but I have to give my proper respects to that Jesse Ventura is an unhinged loon with strong moral convictions. He believes racism is wrong, that gay marriage should be legal, and that we should see eachother for who we really are instead of hiding behind manufactured machismo (which is such a fucking wild stance for a professional wrestler). I don't think Jesse Ventura is a hero, because he's too detached from reality to be one, but I do think he knows a when someone is like Donald Trump, Pat Buchanan, or David Duke is completely morally bankrupt, and for that I respect him.

Ventura tried to unionize wrestlers and was snitched on by Hulk Hogan. People I've talked to said he was an okay governor. Ventura is a weird guy but unlike Trump the dude has a heart.

taking sides in an argument between two mental patients over who’s president of Jupiter.

It's stupid to take sides in that argument because everyone knows I'm the president of Jupiter

None of this, however, disputes or refutes Jesse’s factual statement of Trump being a huge chickenshit coward and draft dodger— who has completely abused the freedom others have provided.

Facts are facts.

I always marvel at Dotard Don’s ability to play so much fucking golf with “bone spurs” that also, when it was convenient, somehow prevented him from serving.

#DraftDodgeDonald

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There is no president, it's run by the Jupiter Mining Corporation.

My daughter asked me who he was and I said, imagine a politician that says something like "every citizen of this nation deserves to have healthcare, and it shouldn't matter what their financial situation is. Everyone deserves healthcare and a living wage, except those lizard people who disguise themselves as Americans, but are actually subterranean terrorists who are trying to control the world with mind control lasers"

I'm on Jesse's side and I don't care. We're lucky the Republicans are dumbasses because he actually would have siphoned votes from Harris as a spoiler candidate instead of RFK.

Jesse's unironically based as hell, he's just rightly suspicious of for profit healthcare and the US government.

https://www.ontheissues.org/Jesse_Ventura.htm

No one has to take sides, since only one of them is running for President.

I would rather hear more about Jupiter's presidents than this shitshow

...just like me.

he an't got time to bleed....

One of the best dodgers, everyone is saying it, very large men with even bigger tears in their eyes are saying it to me on the street

But can he dodge a wrench?

So he was Huey Lewis until you read The News? 🤔

Fucking nailed it. I couldn't figure out who he looked like.

Like Tom Selleck, the man just really NEEDS a moustache to look right.

If you think the climate crisis is being handled, maybe the US draft is over.

Do you think it is?

Ventura wasn’t a good governor. Too many CTEs from his pro wrestler days.

He wasn’t the worst governor in recent history, it that’s just because his successor was actually competent. (And pawlenty is an asshole.)

Ventura had no party base in the state legislature, so none of his good”agenda (like protecting gay rights,) got done.

His tax rebates saddled Minnesota with the largest budget deficit on record and teed up Pawlenty’s budget cuts

I built a deck that doesn't have Y beams.