Near where I live is a shallow (waist deep) bay with a rocky sandy bottom: barefoot not advised. There're great for walking out into the shallows and helping the kids in kayaks or whatever.
Crocs are kinda magic. Try running with them while wearing socks in """sport mode""". In my experience it actually makes you run faster because the foam is fairly springy. I can run fast enough that I can't keep up with my feet and risk tripping.
Dude, I know it sounds silly, but I swear I run faster with them on hard surfaces. They're really springy and thick socks keep them from sliding around on my feet so they're actually not as clumsy as you'd think (or at least they don't feel that way). I wouldn't intentionally go running in them because I bet regularly running in them destroys your joints or something.
Though now I'm tempted to do an experiment to see if they actually make me run faster or if it just feels that way.
Also, I promise I'm not a complete fashion disaster; I only wear socks with them if I already have socks on.
Slides are dog shit. Try running after the ice cream van in slides and you ain’t getting a cone. Run after him in crocs and you still ain’t getting a cone because you’ll be drowning in pussy instead.
Who told you I made the cheetah wear my sandal(s)? That cheetah is my friend. And who told you to put an eagle in a sandal? Confess your crimes, or be remanded to the Palace of Justice for processing.