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3 mo. ago • 93%

Cheese board

48 comments

It would have cost you zero money not to post this

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  Thank you for not adding santorum to the board.
  
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- Almost as cursed as my meme
  
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  No, not even close
  
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- Oh hey, I bet that guy is related to Rubber Johnny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_Johnny
  
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  This brings me back! Aphex Twin will always be awesome. And super strange!
  
  The music video for Windowlicker is a whole other kind of strange. Watch it.
  
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What the actual fuck

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  Too many pixels, still too readable.
  
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but is it better than fromunda cheese?

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- Wait what's fromunda cheese?
  
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  It’s cheese fromunda the foreskin.
  
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  fromunda deeeeeez nuuutz
  
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It aint called dick cheese for nothing.
Pervs have a sophisticated pallet.

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I can tell the difference between male, femboy and girlcock smegma in a blind taste test

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- Your experiences are ones I would rather not have I’m sure
  
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- Impressive. I cant yet. Need more practice.
  
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Not the point exactly, by that's not Gouda on the left; it looks like a mix between Swiss and Sharp Cheddar with the rind still attached.

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- Gouda you know that its not having an identity crisis.
  
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That is some knowledge I wish I never learned.

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- Oppenheimer is that you?
  
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Jesus fkn wept, is this real?

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- Yes, don't serve segma on a cheese board.
  
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Nothing like eating it fresh out the foreskin the way you eat a gogurt.

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I mean... you don't know what I like, random Internet image!

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Speak for yourself. 😜

Smeg on toast!

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I thought it was a Smeg'ma' ballz joke, and i found that it is quite literally smeg'ma'ballz

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Smegma, des schmeckt'ma.

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Fromage á la bite!

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- Non, ça se dit : fromage de bite
  
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  Excusez moi, c'est comme la bite-ude pour moi.
  
  ^me trying my best at a French pun
  
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After learning that there are guys out there that don't clean their dicks and the amount of people here that know what smegma is making me concerned about other men

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Hey! Speak for yourself! Some people like a little smegma on a cracker with a side of black caviar.

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It's true though, way too gamey.

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Source https://www.facebook.com/100066421526888/posts/855896729967703/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

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Well, duh! That's a waste of perfectly good smeg. You should put it in your "smoothie."

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Had a friend that was convinced by another kid that smegma was the evolved form of magmar.

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