Where art thou hog?

I'LL LET YOU CRANK MINE, MFER AROOO

I'VE FOUND IT, BROTHER!

YOU HAVE TO OVER COME THE HOG WITHIN BEFORE YOU CAN CRANK THE HOG FROM WITHOUT

HAVE YOU CHECKED UNDERNEATH YOUR BED?

HERE I SIT, BROKIN HEARTED
CRANKED M'HOG BUT COULDN'T START IT

evolutionary biologist attempts to understand the loss of the baculum in humans