12 mo. ago • 97%

i will take no questions

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Worlds longest water slide. That's how gravity works right?

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- Hey y’all wanna go float The River this month?
  
  Which one?
  
  All of them.
  
  How long’s that gonna take?
  
  This month.
  
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- South is down, so yeah!
  
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- Yeah but only if you do it in the winter unfortunately
  
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Average billionaire be like

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Ocean front property in Saskatchewan and Manitoba.

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- Landlords: 🤑🤑🤑
  
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- Saskatchewanians will only allow this if we're allowed to directly pump oil into it 😂😂😂
  
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Ah for just one time, I would take the Northwest passage to the sea.

Westward from the Potomac, t'is there t'was said to lie The sea route to the orient for which so many died

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- God I love his songs.
  
  Goddamn them all! I was told
  
  We'd sail the seas for American gold
  
  We'd fire no guns, shed no tears!
  
  Now I'm a broken man in a Halifax pier
  
  The last of Barrett's privateers
  
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  It's been six years since we sailed away, and I just made Halifax yesterday! God damn them all!
  
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Turning West Virginia into a lake would be quite a benefit.

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Cant find a Northwest Passage? Make one!

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One could make the case that the loss of West Virginia is a benefit in itself.

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- There is some fine white water rafting there though. I don't know what else, it's the only reason I've ever gone there. Nice curvy backroads too.
  
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Sounds like you should speak with Robert Evans (not the director, the journalist) of Behind the Bastards, he wants to nuke the great lakes, so may as well tie your plan into his.

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- I miss the bagel throwing days
  
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  One pump one cream
  
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  Today's episode had the happiest of endings.
  
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- I mean come one, who has been hurt by a Nuke or two ..... I think we can do it.
  
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Nestle vibes...

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I bet there is oil in the Arctic, and OP is actually the US government. This is our future sheeple!!! Wake up!!!

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- I mean, there is oil in Alaska. Lots of it.
  
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  Shoot, one of Alaska's biggest northern settlements, if not the biggest, is an oil work camp. Look up Deadhorse / Prudhoe Bay. The road up there is totally worth taking if you're into birdwatching or really rugged roughing it.
  
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Should be pretty easy! I hear digging canals with nukes is a great idea!

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Could use that spinlaunch thing to skip a fucking massive flat stone across America

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We need to make the northwest passage we have the northwest passage at home this post is northwest passage at home

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I have only one question: can I join? I‘ll bring my own shovel!

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The Ohio & Erie Canal will rise again!

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Lex Luthor has entered the chat

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Isn't there such a canal in Russia? Connecting the baltic sea with... erhm.. ice.

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I have experienced West Virginia and I completely support this plan.

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