Elon I need you to think carefully before you rename Twitter

It's Elon. He was literally trying to get his car lineup to spell SEXY before Ford cockblocked him on the "Model E" moniker, so he settled for "S3XY". Dudes an actual middle schooler in a billionaires body, spelling this is probably exactly what he's trying to do lol

Tell me you peaked in the 90s without telling me.

Actually, this is the best argument I've heard so far as to why he should change it to X :-P

banger post got a full laugh from this XD

Think long and hard about this, Elmo Musk.

Ah, so that's why he was so eager to change the icon today.

Family apps! Sweet

Is Yelp really so dead that you'd use whatever that app is instead of it?

No! Let him keep playing bossman dress up. At some point people might finally realize he's not a genius, and his wealth isn't an endearing personal quality. Please continue to fail yourself into bitter obscurity, Elon.

Major self report on use of Aloha

Just terrible.