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‘Smart toilet’ that takes anal prints wins Ig Nobel Prize

lavocedinewyork.com “Smart Toilet” That Takes Anal Prints Wins Ig Nobel Prize

We have smart phones, smart cars, smart watches and...smart toilets? Well, now we do. Seung-min Park's Stanford Toilet captured an

‘Smart toilet’ that takes anal prints wins Ig Nobel Prize::We have smart phones, smart cars, smart watches and...smart toilets? Well, now we do. Seung-min Park's Stanford Toilet captured an

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- Just you wait.
  
  “You have exceeded your monthly bathroom quota. Please purchase an additional subscription for regaining access to toilet facilities nationwide”.
  
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- Dude has a fetish. Simple as that.
  
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- Definitely do not get this. Long after your SSN, face, voice, fingerprints and irises are compromised, your analprint will be the only means of positively identifying you on your insurance and medical stuff.
  
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  Not after I burn it off.
  
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- Your honor, the mutilated body was identified for its remarkably intact and rather unique asshole crease layout
  
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  Fuck, so now there's a practical reason to anally mutilate murder victims?
  
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The Ig Nobel Prize (/ˌɪɡnoʊˈbɛl/ IG-noh-BEL) is a satiric prize awarded annually since 1991 to celebrate ten unusual or trivial achievements in scientific research. Its aim is to "honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think." The name of the award is a pun on the Nobel Prize, which it parodies, and on the word ignoble.

Organized by the scientific humor magazine Annals of Improbable Research (AIR), the Ig Nobel Prizes are presented by Nobel laureates in a ceremony at the Sanders Theater at Harvard University, and are followed by the winners' public lectures at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology

lol nice

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- That makes much more sense
  
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Arse Technica

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And just 9 years after the idea was on adult swim.

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- SmartPipe is a registered sex offender.
  
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Does getting penetrated change the creases?

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- >I live alone and my toilet recognizes "Fred", and "Slutty Fred"
  
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- Only if you use an iron
  
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  Hot.
  
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- Depends on the size.
  
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inb4 "gamer girl anal print" storms the market

has the best feature to uniquely identify the best girl

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They were busy trying to figure out if they could...

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Smartpipe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

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- "we need to change these draconian child sex laws!"
  
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The Ig Nobels were underwhelming this year. They're always fun, but some years are more fun than others.

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- You're saying you don't enjoy an— actually, nevermind.
  
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