Poor timing [beetlemoses]
Poor timing [beetlemoses]
If it's still edible 300 years later, he used too much salt.
93ReplyOr the oven didn't turn off and the aliens really enjoy briquette.
33ReplyIt could be that radiation would kill anything that would otherwise decompose the meat.
23ReplyIt would still dry out and oxidize.
3Replyand maybe burned all the oxygen so it couldn't rancidify?
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That's actually an ancient roman roast recipe: cover it in salt in a crock, put some honey on the slices after. Quite tasty.
4ReplyThat's some good corned beef.
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So based on other comments here, the delicious recipe for brisket is:
- Bathe the brisket in copious brine.
- Place in an oven on low heat on timer for 300 years.
- Ensure that during this time the brisket is pounded by gamma radiation continuously.
40ReplyJust like mawmaw used to make
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Or perfect timing, depending on which species you are.
36ReplyPriorities lmao
12ReplyREALLY low, REALLY slow.
8ReplyThe radiation improves the flavour.
7ReplyAnd preserves the meat!
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And here I am deciding how to prep this top round.
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