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American recipes be like “Preheat an oven to 17 1/4 klatpifarbs and broil half a bucket of gasket steak for nine and thrice eggtimers.”

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- Recipe: Add three ounces
  
  Me: (gets out scale)
  
  Recipe: No, the other ounces
  
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  Me: (searches online for how many grams in a fl.oz. of x ingredient.)
  
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- bought a piece of wood in Lowes. I needed it cut to 1510mm. Guy didn't know what that was. So I said 4'11" & 29/64ths. He said he didn't know what that was. So I said 4.954068ft. He didn't know what that was so cut it at 5 feet and it was too big when I got it home.
  
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  Lowe's will only cut to 16ths and they're still off by 2/16ths.
  
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- They haven't been like that since at least the 1970's.
  
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Me when AC is set to 70: 🥶

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australians glare at you from their oodies

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there's a line missing "physicist if your AC is set to 70" next to a picture of a block of ice.

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AD&D players, when their AC is set to 70. Screenshot of bullets that should clearly miss blatantly hit the person

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Make a dexterity saving throw, please.

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I'm in Singapore and I would probably freeze to death if I set the air con to 21°. Fans only during the day and 25° for the air con at night.

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- I don't get why. 21c is 21c.
  
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