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The little man, the myth, the legend: Pippin!

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Bad news guys. Sauron now know everything that Pippin knows. Good news. Pippin doesn't know a damn thing.

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He did one thing right - lighting the beacons of Gondor

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- Also he tricked the ents into walking past Isengard so that they'd see how many trees Saruman whacked and take an ax to him instead.
  
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- The beacon of Amon Dîn is lit!
  
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  Lit with that good longbottom leaf shit.
  
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Gandalf never forgave him for knocking that shit down the well.

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- Which led to his massive XP gain and level up to Gandalf the White. So ungrateful.
  
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  Still only because the DM decided to be nice about it.
  
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Billy Boyd was the perfect cheeky wee bastard for this part, I can scarcely think of any other film so perfectly cast.

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- Big Lebowski?
  
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*Pepin

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