Could an American please prove me wrong?
Could an American please prove me wrong?
As an American, I know for certain it's not America. I feel no need to continue this game.
277ReplyI think it's the clitoris?
177ReplyHa easy! That's Genovia, the country Anne Hathaway is a princess of.
157ReplyMaybe this is this Yugoslavia I've been hearing about. I can never find it on the map.
134ReplyU.S. Ambassador To Bulungi Suspected Of Making Country Up
https://theonion.com/u-s-ambassador-to-bulungi-suspected-of-making-country-1819564610/
86ReplyOkay so geography is my second worst subject, but I'm about 60% sure that's not real.
68ReplyFun fact: this country is visible only to European eyes, and accessible only by Europeans. Only Europeans can comprehend its name.
Rumour has it that it is accessed by going to a nudist beach blindfolded, then drinking a glass of Chardonnay and humming Ode to joy. You will fall into a slumber and wake up soon after on a beach in this mysterious country.
62ReplyI mean, you made up a whole continent. Why stop there?
51ReplySprance, duh!
48ReplyFrance, I'm so sorry about your cancer diagnosis.
46ReplyOh that's easy. Connecticut
45ReplyMonaco got stung by a wasp.
43Replythat's the holy roman empire
39ReplyThe real secret european country. We just didn’t unlock it (Yet). Be a man and don’t look it up.
37ReplyI've played enough Crusader Kings II to be 70% sure that country doesn't exist
36ReplyThis is Medici, where they speak Interligua, a sort of blend of Spanish, Catalan, French, and Italian and where the world's largest natural source of bavarium was found. I remember reading about the revolution a few years ago that ousted the dictatorship that got powerful on the back of Bavarium mining. The US was caught blatantly supporting both sides, but the revolutionaries won and now they are a democracy again.
36Replycan'talonia
31ReplyWhat’s with these posts of adding random bits of land to a map and saying “derp Americans “? Try harder so we at least get a laugh.
This is like adding random islands in the ocean sort of near Australia and saying “derp Euros think New Zealand exists”
30ReplyGreater Monaco
it's a shame what happened when Atlantis attacked
30ReplyMan, France has the worst case of hemorrhoids I’ve ever seen
28ReplyThis genuinely got me. I'm from the UK, so I know Europe roughly, but looking at the image I spent way to long trying to figure out what it could be until I realised it was a joke... I'm not a smart woman.
27ReplyThat map isn't America therefore none of it exists
25ReplyGreater Catalonia.
23ReplyAtlantis was here all along.
23ReplyThat would be France's Testicles.
23ReplyAs an American, would you like it to be a country?
21ReplyOh yeah, South Monaco, I thought everyone knew where it was
20ReplyShush, that's the secret European country only rich people know about...
20ReplySprance. Duh
18ReplyThat's Yurp. And people who live there are Yurpean.
18ReplyGreater Catalonia.
17ReplyThat be Australia I know this is a fact as I have an Iq of 172 according to a website quiz I cheated on.
16ReplyClearly that's Outer Spain
14ReplyHemorrhoidia
14ReplyMonsteraco
14ReplyLooks like Whatthefuckistan to me.
13ReplyFor everyone on here making jokes about this beautiful land, shame on you. My ancestors spilt their blood protecting the Principality of Pyren against the French and Spanish invaders in 1525. Shame on all of you.
12ReplyI'm fairly certain that's Atlantis.
12ReplyCanadian, some think we are american enough for most situations.
Is it Greece?
Im gonna go check, but thats my answer right now
12ReplyThat is Svwenborgia. It is only on maps for rich people so the poors can't find it and ruin like they do to all things like Twister and refrigeration.
11ReplyAustralia, right?
11ReplyMediterranistan
11ReplyThat's the part of France that I want to visit.
10ReplyDid someone fill in the Gulf of Lion?
10Replylol That’s the Swedish Dominion of Greater Ytterbia.
10ReplyTIL France and Spain have a taint.
9ReplyThis map is fake, Listenbourg isn't even here.
9ReplyLooks like the EU to me
9ReplyAquitania?
9ReplyIt's... Narnia, right? Kind of a bitch to get to, though...
8ReplyThey decided to move Wakanda to Europe to save on fuel.
8Replyduh that’s lake superior
8ReplyIt’s either Svenborgia or Grenyarnia.
8ReplyEasy! Bielefeld
7ReplyThat's Florin, it used to be divided by two countries, Florin and Guilder, but there was this horrible kidnapping incident which led to a revolution which merged the two.
William Goldman wrote the definitive book on the topic.
7ReplySouth Hexagon
7ReplyLooks like eropagnis to me. A bit lost though.
7ReplyKingdom of Piedmont-Sardinia ✅💯
7ReplyPetoria
6ReplyI can pick out Italy, France, Portugal, Spain. Is it that country with ancient world history dating all the way back to classical antiquity? -you know, uh Atlantis?
6ReplyListenbourg from Lidl
6ReplyGood ol’ Meme-a-stan. President: R. Astley.
6ReplyThat my dear friend would be beautiful little Africa.
6ReplyThat’s obviously Morocco, pfft, everyone knows that.
6ReplyWest Sardinia Best Sardinia
5ReplyEsperain
5ReplyI'm not good with maps, but show me a picture of the wild grass and maybe I can guess it.
5ReplyI believe that's the European Union free trade zone for bidets and electric kettles. Metric cash only, please.
5Replyput that map away, we need to keep the secret country hidden, you never know who could be reading this
5ReplyAh, Khura’in! I admit, I was always curious whether the locals were offended by the way the Ace Attorney series depicted them as corrupt.
5ReplyIt's where the sea people come from
4ReplyGreater Belearia
4ReplyLooks like a country that could use some Freedom™.
4ReplyTyrrhenian Sea
4ReplyAndorra?
4ReplyThat's Dementia...
3ReplyThat's megandorra. Andorrassive?
3ReplyHave you heard about sharks in european lakes?
3ReplyAndorra has been up to something...
3ReplyAix-en-Provence
3ReplyThat's Grenyarnia, the country that only rich people know about.
3ReplyAmerican here, that's the nation of Taured.
3Replyshrimpistan
3ReplyIs that the hat?
2ReplyThe most expensive country on the med.
2ReplyThat's Ukraine.
2ReplySongesand.
2ReplyAll I know is they speak the lenga d'oc there.
2Reply🎵 *Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? *
2ReplyA non existent country, maybe part of France/Spain?
2ReplyI think I can name two countries pictured on that map.
1ReplySpanceatalia.
1ReplyThis is a bigger problem
Edit: Added link
1Replywhy the fuck would an american know anything about the geograpgy of europe? We're not invading them anytime soon who gives a fuck?
-4ReplyIs there any point being made here by pretending it's clever to have made a fake map to use for AMERICA BaD purposes? I don't get the joke
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