2 mo. ago • 98%

Anon is Wario

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I'm not sure what other outcome this woman could reasonably have expected.

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- For real, especially if they were role playing up to that point. I know all the Wario stans would gladly take a hot glazing of Wum to the face but you gotta expect the waaaaaaaaaaah.
  
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- She's probably as autistic as OP but she probably a cute girl so had load of normal guys smashing and didn't really have to think about much.
  
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This sounds like one of those teen movies from the early 2000s.

This whole scenario could have been Stifler from American Pie. Dare you to tell me I'm wrong.

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- I'd rent that at the BlockBuster for ¢99.
  
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- You're wrong
  
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  But... but... he dared you... How dare you!
  
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  /slaps you with a steel gauntlet of enduring numbness +4
  
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I mean, how could you not

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- antidepressants?
  
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  too real
  
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- terminal cancer
  
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RP verisimilitude > enjoyable sex

I don't make the rules

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- I had to look that word up
  
  sex noun 1. (chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse. "they enjoyed talking about sex"
  
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  Where did you find that definition? That wasn't the definition I remembered so I looked it up too and I found what I thought it was but not what you found. Was that on urban dictionary?
  
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imma Wario ima gonna cum!

This better not awaken anything in me.jpeg

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Just because of that? Was the rest of the sex also disappointing?

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He wario'd to completion

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fake && gay

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Was anon's spouse the Mario at the swinger party?

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Nobody would get horny at that party.

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- Are you kidding? I'm getting horny over here just masturbating about it.
  
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  You did not had to share this fact with us.
  
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- Nerds know how to get down, bro.
  
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