1 yr. ago • 95%

A vanilla soy latte is a type of 3-bean soup.

Mmm hot bean juice.

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I think this is the first actual shower thought posted here

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- It's also as old as dirt
  
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Who are you who are so wise in the ways of beans?

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More propaganda from big bean. We all know orchids and fruit pits ain't legumes, let alone beans

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- “The best part of waking up is pits in your cup” just didn’t succeed in audience tests.
  
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Look we start with this and soon enough we're gonna call Pizza an "open faced sandwich" and I can't abide that.

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- Both pizza and open faced sandwiches are actually just toast.
  
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  For the unenlightened.
  
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- Isn't a pizza just a self-important pancake?
  
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  Pancakes are made from batter while pizza is made from dough. Rather, I would say that KFC is just deep-fried pancakes.
  
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  But pancake is a cake and pizza a pie.
  
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  How dare you sir and/or ma'am?
  
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😠

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Maybe I'm stupid (and have no clue about coffee), but what is the 3rd bean besides soy and coffee?

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- Vanilla bean :)
  
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  Ah. TIL
  
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repost bots here already?

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- It was an original thought I laughed my head off with my ex and wrote down with a pen and paper about 15 years ago. So… I guess?
  
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Finally an actual r/showerthought style post and not a Lemmy meta post or TIL.

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Coffee isn't made from beans, silly.

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- True, it's made from ground up coffee bugs!
  
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  Close! It's Cherry pits! Valiant effort, though.
  
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- Wtf are the fourth and fifth beans in that scenario? 😂
  
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  I think this madlad is talking about dipping his own beans into his latte..?
  
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Mhmm.. soup..

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But it's not juice. Nothing is being pressed or squeezed. It's a solution or a three bean broth.

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- Also, coffee isn't a bean. It's a cherry pit
  
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