You live in a beautiful but isolated area. This morning you saw this from your kitchen window...
You live in a beautiful but isolated area. This morning you saw this from your kitchen window...
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I remove my clothes and begin running towards it as fast as I can
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I'm do what any red blooded American would do. Get my gun
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Get the Shotgun. stroll right out the front door ask him "can I help you? And pump the shotgun.
That'll fix any idiots attempt at trolling, or attempt at home invasion.
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Right this --> https://youtu.be/t6OBk9YBLQU
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It's bringing love, don't let it get away!
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I'll ask them if they wanna join my
D&DMothership campaign.
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It got out again.
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Oh, this is Bob the neighbor. He does not bother local people.
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As long as they've been to the Harvest Festival.
You will join the Feast, right?
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That’s just the mascot from the local community college, it’s just getting some fresh air.
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The Greendale Human Being!
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I no longer live in a beautiful and isolated area. Not that I moved, but it's not beautiful anymore and the isolation is clearly gone.
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What a sad development. My best friend's parents used to live miles outside of town. When we were teenagers we'd lay in the middle of the 2 lane road in front of their house and stargaze. Now they're surrounded by track homes, the road is 6 lanes with non-stop traffic, and there's a huge shopping complex across the street from their house. It's been great for their property value, but not good at all for the lifestyle they chose.
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For some reason I feel like that will explode.
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It’s a tourist from Pacific Drive :-)
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It definitely will after I get my 12g shotgun.
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Grab my hunting knife. Hide it under coat. Call my dogs. Go meet that thing. Knife has to be hidden in case it turns out peaceful like i am. (peaceful is not harmless)
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That would really confusing since the only thing I can see from my kitchen window is my shop's wall a couple meters away.
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