Sure, the skull is biodegradable. But didn't you know that large-scale human farming is responsible for the vast majority of CO2 emissions?!
16Don't worry. It's a game skull, to keep the population down.
12They say that, but there are people out there deliberately breeding humans to keep the population up so human hunting remains justified, and these wild humans do terrible damage to the environment by over-foraging.
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But they are REUSABLE many many times
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I put a plastic liner in them to solve that problem.
12It's still way more environmentally friendly thanks to the inherent depopulation.
13ban single use skulls
6Even more environmentally friendly if you eat your enemies first, then drink from their skulls! It's the ultimate trifecta of saving the environment. Depopulation, less factory farmed meat consumption, AND using less plastic.
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Eating the rich is like a million times better than eating other animals. literally one of the best things as can do currently to improve the environmental stuff
7Dinosaurs are my one true enemy if they hadn’t died humanity would have never had a chance to thrive so I drink from the skill of my enemies every day.
Plastic is technically made from plankton, just saying.
… … plankton is my one true enemy because it outnumbers us a trillion times over if it ever has the opportunity to coordinate we won’t stand a chance.
Oh, I just googled it I was wrong it’s actually more algae.
…. …. ….
ALGEAE IS MY ONE TRUE ENEMY BECAU…
6For the glory of your mug!
-- Gowron probably
5So Vikings didn’t actually drink out of the stalls of their enemies the reason people think that is due to miss translation from some kings physician who is interested in translating Viking stuff but what really happened is they were drinking from the horns that grew on the heads of like cows or something, but he mistranslated it into that they were drinking from skulls.
5Yes, but there was a Bulgar king who turned a Byzantine Emperor's skull into a cup as a mad flex lmao
2Is spelled “Burger King”
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biodegradable, sort of
4i ain't gonna DIY that shit tho
3Skulls aren't watertight on their own. To use one as a drinking vessel you have to put something inside it to actually hold the liquid, and that could be just as environmentally harmful as a plastic cup. Alternatively, you could just use the interior container on its own and skip the skull entirely.
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