33ReplySo you have chosen violence
27ReplyHave your fingers melted together?
22ReplyOJ is a little acidic
24ReplyLike a big fleshy mitten, now.
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"I said, pass me my drink, not yours"
"This is your drink"
"Not any more it's not"
18ReplyMy aunt when I asked her for a cup of water she always brought me this way but using only two fingers.
4ReplyIf I wanted something your thumb touched, I’d eat the inside of your ear.
4ReplyRIP Jessica Walter. She played Mallory Archer perfectly as well!
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im sure it's a orange cat in disguise
3Replywhat flavor is that lint roller?
3ReplyLemon-lime
4ReplyBummer, I'm more of a rootbeer kinda guy.
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Reminds me of an old Letterman bit.
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