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Mad Max has arrived

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This week, on: Ripple-fire My Ride

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I don't see anybody else mentionig this so: this is acutally an E38 - so a 7 series not a 5 series

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- Whatever, car nerd.
  
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I'm into cars. They all have personalities and behaviours. I often see cars and think, "When it rolled out of the factory on its first day, did it ever imagine that one day it would be like this?"

"What am I going to be when I grow up?"

"You're going to ferry an old business man off his estate twice a month, then be sold to an Uber Black driver that won't look after you so you'll blow blue smoke and eventually be sold to a scrap yard for parts."

"Oh... 😔"

"And what about me? What will I be?"

"You're going to have three 122mm rocket launchers strapped to you and you'll help liberate a nation."

"...😲"

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- Or that 1 truck:
  
  "You'll be bought by a texan plumber to use as a business vehicle, only to be later sold and somehow end up in the middle east helping isis with Mark's Plumbing still written on the side and a heavy machine gun mounted to the rear"
  
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  Hey can't beat that advertising
  
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- Or that apecar from a couple of days ago:
  
  "You'll be bought from a farmer trying to make a living, then you'll be sold and somhow end up carrying rocket tubes on your poor 50cc engine"
  
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They managed to fit something into the trunk of a BMW coupe? I thought that was impossible.

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- I have to disagree with you man. I've transported so many bodies in the back of a BMW coupe and i can't begin to stress how wrong you are. Any serial killers considering a mercedes just stop. A BMW coupe can fit 2 unalived persons with absolute ease.
  
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Twisted Metal: Ukraine

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Typical BMW driver: Forget flashing their headlights to move people out of the way on the highway—now they’ve got a 122mm rocket launcher for that

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- No need to blow through stop lights when you can just blow them up.
  
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Now the question is: is this a technical?

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- A golf cart with an expended LAW tube, welded to the back, and used to launch as many motars as it can before one blows inside and kills it's operator, is a technical.
  
  Any motorized civilian vehicle augmented to kill shit in war is a technical. Except maybe VBIED's, that I'm not sure about.
  
  Which means that's the question you should be asking: was a technical used in Oklahoma City bombing?
  
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  The only place the OK City bombing was considered a war was inside Timothy McVeigh's diseased mind, so I would contest that his rental van was not a technical, but mostly on a technicality.
  
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- Technically, yes.
  
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Least impractical tuned BMW

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Least reliable and highest maintenance costs of any light artillery.

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When noncredible and shittytechnical give birth

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- that's rather credible as far as it goes. this thing is probably used for nuisance raids
  
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The new Toyota hilux

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Well I mean once you've blown your load you need to be able to GTFO as fast as possible.

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So far the comfiest option of shoot n scoot I have seen. And the fuel efficiency is also only slightly worse than the big MLRSes.

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Can't wait for that new modern warfare to drop. Get the Lambo dlc.

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"WITNESS ME!"

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- To Valhalla!!
  
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