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6 days ago • 98%

Is this reflective of something?

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Had to be done.

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- Mushroom mushroom 🍄🍄
  
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  snaaaaaake!
  
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  My exposure to these badgers was a "banana phone" music video, so I always hear that when I see them 🍌📱
  
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- Huh, a gif with sound. Now it won't stop.
  
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- Damn you, beat me to it. And now I have that song in my head.
  
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- Thank you. The further I scrolled down the comments without a reference, the more uncomfortable I felt.
  
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- Fuck yes! Username checks out too 😂
  
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Counterpoint:

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- Top vibe:
  
  Bottom vibe:
  
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  And the bottom one applies more to the woman than the cat.
  
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- One of them has war paint, the other got drenched while changing the car's oil
  
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  And the wife is yelling about dinner getting cold. He's got 10 bolts on the ground but has no idea why there are only 9 threaded holes for bolts. And hey wait....he's changing the oil, what could he possibly have taken 9 bolts off of.
  
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I'm pretty sure the thing on the left is a Wolverine. There are definitely badgers in North America that look a lot like the one on the right.

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Mushroom

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- Mushroom
  
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  Eeek! It's a snake! A snake!
  
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  Badger
  
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To be clear, both will drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you though.

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- And the American Badger is actually addicted to Meth as well.
  
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But what about the Honey Badger?

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- My understanding is that honey badgers care little for anything in particular.
  
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- Honey badger does whatever it wants!
  
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- Ain't nothing to fuck with.
  
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  It doesn't give a shit
  
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  Honey badge: wu-tang clan of the animal kingdom
  
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- Honey badger don't play
  
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Prolly the European ones have healthcare.

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Edit: 🍄🍄

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- 🐍
  
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  Haha. From the preview, I thought it was a duck. 🐍indeed.
  
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Everyone knows European badgers live in a volcano forging weapons for their rabbit army.

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- wot wot
  
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european badgers are the friendly ones from redwall abbey

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- UHF references are always a nice supplies.
  
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Badger on the left just saw his healthcare bill. Badger on the right ate some bad beans and is contemplating the nature of regret.

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Where is the African badger in this discussion?

(Not giving a fuck)

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Badgers? Badgers?! We don't need no stinkin' BADGERS!

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- You get to drink from the firehose!
  
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  Ooooh, red snapper! Very nice!
  
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And Honey Badger just doesn't give a fuck.

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That's just so you're oblivious to what's about to happen.

Scared prey doesn't taste as good.

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also they walk really funny (the european ones)

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- The badgers, too.
  
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Wisconsinites are proud to look like the one on the left.

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Badger Rap

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The American Badger doesn't look like that but it is absolutely representative of how they act.

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Now let's compare European and Australian native wildlife. Europe just has been beating their native populations down for millennia. No surprise they're embracing all of the societal controls.

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- Or American and Australian possums
  
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