1 yr. ago • 98%

No way they’ll find me now

36 comments

I bet someone have pressed yes accidentally by mistakenly reading that as tourist.

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- Or out of curiosity
  
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  I think this button don't actually do anything similar to those age verification site. My best guess it's meant to make an actual terrorist to put them unease giving chance for airport police to detect basically psy ops.
  
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How much trouble would you get into if you pressed "yes"?

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- You get denied and an investigation is opened.The main thing is catch idiots, and to slap an extra charge on for lying.
  
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  Lying to a computer? You aren’t under oath.
  
  “Oh I misread it as tourist”
  
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  "You're under arrest for crimes against the United States, Terrorism, and lying"
  
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- Yes
  
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- Hello there
  
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People with dyslexia:

"Do you want to play tetris?" Of course!

Sirens sound "ALERT. THIS IS A CODE RED. AIRPORT IS ON LOCKDOWN."

Glances at the text on screen "Are you a terrorist?"

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- I dont need to be dyslexic to have a good time
  
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- That video quality be like:
  
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  xD. I just found it on google, I ain't gonna download the movie to cut that part out, too much work. Besides, it might be too big to upload for Lemmy.
  
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Do you get a free cavity search if you answer yes? Because I can't afford a dentist.

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The online porn method of age verification.

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Where’s the “I’m not sure” option?

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- Prefer not to say.
  
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  “Help me decide”
  
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- I mean... I do use adblockers...
  
  For context: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/336989
  
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Looks at the top right, finds the X button

Oh fuck, this looks like Twitter now...

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There's no way my curiosity would allow me to press no.

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- Congranulation’s you get an all paid expense trip to Guantanamo Bay.
  
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I love how I get randomly selected every time

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This should make going through security much faster and less invasive.

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Jokes on them. I had my fingers crossed behind my back!

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The real question is how many times a day does the security team has to go check on a false alert because somebody's finger slipped?

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What would happen if someone pressed "Yes"?

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- Believe it or not, straight to jail.
  
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  Do not collect $200.
  
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Of course not. I'm a freedom fighter.

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Permanently Deleted

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I feel like they gotta ask because if the answer is "yes" some action should probably be taken...

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We're all gentlemen here...

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I mean, they're right. I don't want to work, I just have to in order to earn the money to participate in society. Would I rather do whatever the fuck I wanted? Of course. Wouldn't everyone? But we still work our asses off for the plutocrats.

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Oh boy, did I just buy the wrong domain name.

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/1290585

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2000 iq level move

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