Roll Constitution

i like how they apostrophe'd slonkin' but not fuckin

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Every choice is the same, but the consequences change drastically the further you get

I gave my son a copy of the Choose Your Own Adventure about the UFOs for Christmas a couple years ago. It's the one with the impossible ending. The only way to get the good ending is to cheat and flip to it.

I also wrote a hidden message in the picture in the hidden ending. He still hasn't found it.

This explains Zifnab's forgetfulness.

I roll the third amendment