Testing your new phone's camera in low-light conditions, you snap some photos in the dark rooms of your house. When you zoom in on the last one, you see this on the screen...

Ahh the babadook! He's chill, just a metaphor for trauma, lock him up and talk to him once in a while and you'll be square

That's just Jeff. Probably got thirsty and got up to get water.

YO FUCKER RENT IS DUE YOU GONNA LIVE HERE YOU GONNA PAY

I sleep with an exposed ass and unwashed bunghole. Have not been kidnapped or eaten yet

A top hat? Really‽

Welp, looks like my lights will never be turned off again.