Mother, I hunger.
Mother, I hunger.
She'll stand there and scream until I get her food. 🙃
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Stop torturing her! She is clearly near death.
21ReplyFor... oh FOOD, yeah, FOOD, okay I get you. (Are you sure it isn't "souls of the innocent"? Okay then, just checking!:-P)
11ReplyCan't feed her too many souls or she gets lazy and bloated.
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The Rangoon, mother.
11ReplyAttempts to flee will only give chase.
10ReplyThe void hungers
8ReplyI have my cat's moist food breakfast set in a timed feeder to open an hour before I wake up, then his "robot" feeder spits dry food at him throughout the day.
Now I only get bitched at for pets 🥰.
6ReplyPlease just say "wet" food, I don't want to have to call the police again.
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