AITAH?
AITAH?


AITAH?
He sucked 100 dicks and with that knowledge and experience in the end he finally chose hers.
Remember that.
Either way I feel it's more important how many dicks they sucked after entering the relationship.
I personally don't want to know about before and won 't ask, but that's up to everyone's personal relationship standards.
When you're bi curious, but you also respect the scientific method and so you require a large sample size to make an informed decision.
In a row?
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Hey get back here!
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
It's written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.
There was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.
I mean impressive, but not unachievable.
Just bring her lasagna at work. She'll get over it.
Until her fashion designer ex shows up.
No simultaneously
Nah in a column.
It's not dick sucking quantity that matters, but dick sucking quality
"I swear I really went for it, babe. I was buckling knees..."
Hard disagree. It's about optimizing the dick sucking.
I'm betting if you line three guys into a triangle, you can suck three dicks at once.
This will allow you hit 99 dicks in only 33 sucking motions.
Middle out! Middle out!
Yeah if you have a jaw that can be unhinged like a snake.
Quantity has a quality all its own. Jumps into pile of dicks.
¿Por que no los dos?
He sucked their dicks, but did he suck their hearts?
He he he, first orgasm, then organ harvesting
Then organic organism organizing.
It’s surprisingly not that hard to put up those kinds of numbers. It does not matter your gender or physical appearance, you can find at least one hundred guys willing to let you suck their dick.
I'm afraid to test your theory.
If you do test their theory, get tested often.
My experience on Grindr says otherwise.
Sometimes you’ve gotta be brave enough to check out the blank profiles lol.
but, you seem so cute
Live near a major city?
it turns out it's a lot harder if you don't care from the get go. Asexual representation goes hard.
As long as it wasn't in a row
Are you envisaging a sort of grid arrangement?
No a spiral. Makes the ol’ suck and tug much easier.
Sequential list, surely. Though maybe you could suck off the current and .next at the same time.
What if was in a column?
Don't kink shame me!
If you found the Optimal Tip-to-Tip efficiency it’s doable.
Don't forget to account for girth similarity.
How about if it was all at the same time?
Paging MC's porn producing cousin SM Escher!
He was lying about that repetitive strain injury all along. 😮
What about side to side
She's just upset because her number is so low comparingly
How do you get 100+ people to let you suck their dicks? Asking for a friend.
You ask politely one at a time.
Doesn't have to be polite all the time either.
You start with hello
Hello. (Am I doing this right?)
A large bachelor party, some knockout gas and a lot of Viagra.
i just cant imagine giving a shit about this. like how insecure do you have to be after 16 years to care??
The joke is after 16 years finding out your husband is into cock.
ahh, yeah i dont live in a world where that kind of gender issue matters.
Woosh
Right? My partner's sex life before me is irrelevant to the relationship
At once?
In a row?!
Why'd you have to suck their dick, I mean why couldn't you sleep them like a decent person?
Did he try to explain to her that 20$ is 20$?
Well, I mean, as long as you made enough to afford the engagement ring.
Same one 100 times? Or 100 different ones?
I fear not the man who has sucked 10,000 cocks once, but I fear the man who has sucked one cock 10,000 times.
Let's say he sucked at least three per each weekday and rested on weekends, it would take an average of 12 years and six months to suck so many dicks.
If otherwise would just stick to the one, again resting on weekends, that could make it a 38 year commitment.
My advice to you is if you wanna be the man who sucks 10,000 cocks, commit to at least three per day. (You can rest on weekends)
Was hard to tell. Just kinda grabbed whatever came through the hole in the wall.
Haha gay
Penis
oh hey did you just watch Clerks
In a row?!
Without the tracking string on the end.
Did you use optimal tip to tip efficiency when giving 100 BJs. Otherwise whose got time for that.
Biphobia is hilarious....
The joke isn't that he's bi, it's the reversal of expectations of the usual traditionalist roles 🤓
Maybe he sucked the cock of 100 girls and is 100% straight, how transphobic of you to assume he's bi for sucking cocks /s
(See how easy it is to get offended if you really give it an honest try)
Haha. You got me
why is no one talking about the mouth feel