2 wk. ago • 99%

It's inaccurate plastic animal skeleton season again

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The inaccurate ones are the scariest. That crab isn't remotely natural, it must be the work of a truly gifted and insane necromancer.

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- AI necromancer that thinks "skeleton" means a bony texture to the original shape, complete with a ribcage.
  
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  The eyebones are great
  
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Can you prove that the skeleton didn't turn into a crab after the original creature died? 🦀

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- Necromantic Carcinization.
  
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  If everything, and I mean everything will become a crab, then it makes sense to me.
  
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  Great band
  
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  Sounds like a hell of an Isekai.
  
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When you ask early AI to generate a skeleton of any animal, there will almost always be a ribcage in the outline of the animal's "torso".

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  Oh wow, it is
  
  I'm impressed it almost got the 5.99 looking right
  
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I mean.

yeah.

This one is... uhm. yeah.

But I have to confess... I LIKE IT.

(I want to buy a bunch and wire them up with servos and pull rods to make them do the Crab Rave dance.)

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  Me: Wants to make Crab Rave Dance Drones
  
  You: builds laser turret Final Fantassy Spider Bot.
  
  me: "okay, lets compromise. make the spider bot do the rave dance. After vanquishin lots of balloons. Also, it has it's own laser show laser.... so, that's cool."
  
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- I like the whole "skeletons of animals without bones" thing. I've got an octopus, a spider, and a frog, haven't seen a crab yet though.
  
  (I know frogs have bones, I just like frogs)
  
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I saw an octopus skeleton decoration the other day.

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You're assuming that it's a reanimated animal

I'm assuming it's a couple babies skeletonized and combined into a bone golem.

We are not the same.

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Eventually everything becomes C R A B or dies trying.

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- This one may have done both?
  
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  Worth it.
  
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The ones that annoy me the most are the spiders or bugs with bones. Like that’s literally the whole thing with exoskeletons, it’s already on the outside.

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- I wanna see human exoskeletons on lawns this year.
  
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  Do blow-molds technically count?
  
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Analogous structures? I don't even know her!

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It's mostly uber-lit (though inaccurate) plastic animal skeleton season.

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And I have recently bought one (scorpion skeleton) for my next DND game I'm running.

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Accuracy is for real. So inaccuracy works here.

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It's inaccurate plastic animal skeleton season again

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- It's inaccurate plastic animal skeleton season again?
  
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