We can't take you seriously as a harbinger of death or the senior customer support supervisor when your belt and shoes don't even match, Harold.
17Replyno secondary grip
snath doesn’t match his wingspan
weird handle wrap prevents solid handhold
blade too dull for mowing down even the Dilbertiest peons
Only business this amateur’s gonna be reaping is overtime pay for a physical therapist.
12ReplyDr Phil?
9ReplyDr. Kill
8ReplyOr the bum fights guy impersonating dr Phil
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When my manager retired, we found at his desk pieces of transparent plastic, once used for calibrating a oculometer, fashioned together into a spear. We now consider it an exotic weapon, and is currently weild by one of our senior developers.
5ReplyI might have some troubles through security gates
5ReplyMan, i miss Obvious Plant
3ReplyNo black cowl? No skeleton hands to point with and terrify? No voice changer with background thunder and lightning sounds? What a gyp.
3ReplyNo black cowl? No hand skeletons to point with and terrify? No voice changer with background thunder and lightning sounds? What a gyp.
2ReplyI need that
2Replywill this finally force my boss to respect my human rights?
1ReplyIt makes my morning to see obvious plant here on Lemmy!
1ReplyDid someone say downsizing?!
1ReplyIn dealing with business i prefer sickle. And hammer.
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