chaotic evil is for me

To anyone who does anything other than twist and tuck:

get a life

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Breadboxes are bullshit and you know it

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Put it in the freezer.

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Chaotic neutral for life.

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I've started making my own bread and keeping it in a bread box. This alignment is called "lawful insufferable"

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I worked at a restaurant that was big on breakfast for many years. When our manager needed to open a new bag, she would tear a hole it half way down the bag and start pulling bread from the middle. The only option we really had was to put it into another bag.

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I am lawful and chaotic neutral.

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Chaotic neutral. Only way to live.

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Lawful neutral. I'm surprised more people don't just use the clip that came with it. It's kept the bread fresh the whole time up to you acquiring it, so why not keep using it?

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What does fridge bread count as?

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You guys don't have a bakery every few streets ? I buy a few baguettes daily, several times a day.

Edit : a few baguettes for several people, am not some kind of 400lb duck monster.

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Wait, what’s the “bottle hack?”

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What about the knot that pulls apart effortlessly? I've been doing those all my life

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My bread last so long because I twist and tuck in a bread box.

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Proudly Chaotic neutral.

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imagine tying a knot on the end of the bag, as far from the bread as possible, and just cutting it off and retying every time you want bread

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Flip lawful and true neutral, otherwise good chart

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I dont understand bread bins. How do they not just make the bread stale

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What is this "bottle hack"?

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lawful neutral, then chaotic neutral when i lose the thingy

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chaotic evil is tying a not because theyre impossible to get open again

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Does nobody else buy bread that has a twist tie instead of a clip?

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I appreciate any effort to “close” the bag.

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Bread box? I haven't seen one of those in decades. Maybe they have changed but they are just to make the kitchen look nice right? They don't actually preserve anything right? If you live in a humid environment that bread is going bad immediately unless you put it in an air tight container. Mold loves water.

I use bag and twist tie or clip all of the way. If I am going to use it fast or freeze it if I am not going to finish it within a few days.

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Neutral evil.. Too lazy to twist.

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Not to gripe at a funni meemee or anything but it's interesting how 2 out of 3 the "good" options revolve around straight up consumerism.

"Think about how organized you would be if you had a special box to store your sliced bread!?! (Nevermind the fact that this totally unnecessary as the bread already comes in packaging that is both more airtight and likely more sterile)"

The environment weeps.

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I'm a cross between lawful and chaotic neutral. I use the clip, but also twist and tuck.

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Chaotic neutral here. The twist tie that comes with the bag immediately goes in my twist tie collection.

twist tie collection

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Neutral evil and chaotic evil bread bag practitioners are NOT invited to my house.

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I’d have swapped true and lawful neutrals. True neutral is using what came with it, surely? Even though a band is better.

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True neutral and chaotic neutral should switch

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I am lawful neutral but my mom's lawful evil and she throws the fucking thing away so I can't even do it :((

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It depends a lot wheter you live on your own or with your parents.

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Normally I'm chaotic neutral, but sometimes I forget and end up being chaotic evil lol

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I never expected to be in the neutral evil segment here...

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Lawful good just leads to mice, which is more cruel than good imo. Mice are incapable of self regulating population, they will boom and suffer en masse without predators.

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Lawful neutral until the last 2-4 slices then neutral evil

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What does it mean for me that I would twist and tuck into the bread box....

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Im consistently suprised how often i emd up on the neutral side in those memes. This time lawful neutral

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neutral good most of the time

sometimes lawful neutral

if I'm lazy, neutral evil

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Wait, I do a similar one to the twist and tuck but what I do is that I twist it and then partially re-cover the remaining breads, would that put me with the twist and tuck people or an I something else?

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Lawful neutral, moving to chaotic neutral when I get down to a few slices.

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Chaotic neutral

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Usually chaotic neutral for me, I've never seen a. Rubber and on bread before tho

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Usually neutral good, but if I can't find the clip, I'm neutral evil.

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And what is just tucking in a breadbox?

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Where does leaving it out in the open fit?

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Chaotic evil, we keep the bread in the fridge.

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Slipknot all day everyday. Fast to tie and untie nothing to lose like a clip or a rubber band. Plus it's just a small bit of fun

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Neutral Evil for me. Almost the laziest option, but willing to put in the barest amount of effort.

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What is the bottle hack? I do the old twist and tuck, but I store it in the oven, which is just a big bread box.

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Chaotic neutral. Who knew that bread was such a sage.

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I used to be a chaotic evil, but then I learned how to actually tie things. Not a joke I'm autistic and couldn't get the hang of tying until well into my adulthood when it became required for my job that I get tying down.

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I am lawful evil, future me has been cursing past me ever since

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I just leave bread on the table and throw out the bag.

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No love for twist ties here

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lawful neutral

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I try to be lawful neutral but just end up doing chaotic evil. Anyway who wants stale sourdough as hard as a rock?

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So I’m neutral good and my wife is lawful neutral. At least we’re partially aligned.

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Knot with a little loop pushed through for easy opening and tuck.

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NG. Maybe LN. But I had a housemate who was pretty much CE.

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Chaotic evil ಠ_ಠ

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Clothespins for me. I hate plastic. Yearning for non plastic bags now.

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Chaotic evil if I can get away with it. Otherwise either neutral evil or chaotic neutral.

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I know this kind of post is not supposed to be taken seriously, but they're so haphazard and forced that I don't find them funny. I'm getting sick of these billions of poorly-thought-out "moral + lawful alignment" charts for things that have little to no morality or lawfulness attached, trying to tell us what kind of person we are if we do what, and being wildly off-the-mark. For this one and most others, most of the entries are "lawful good/neutral", because they are valid and effective ways to protect your fucking bread, done by someone who sees it important to do so. If you really want to start categorizing the way tons of different people do shit, find a more appropriate format.

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I'm lawful neutral until I lose the clip, then I become eeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiillll

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lawful neutral until i lose it then chaotic neutral. both times i put it in a bread box bagged unless the bread box has a piece of junk mail i left on top of it.

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