FOUR whole parking spots

ProTip: you can easily deflate a car's tires by placing a small pebble in the valve cap before screwing it back on

Well, that guy is clearly a massive prick, but let's also talk about how fucking ugly that truck is. I don't know when everyone decided that land yacht pickup trucks were the bees knees, but they're not. They're just dumb and so. goddamn. ugly.

Don't be too hard on them, maybe this was all that was available when they pulled up.

My favorite thing is to just leave a note that says, "I'm sorry about the scratch."

In the old days, a friend of mine would carry some paper(?) stickers(?) (labels?) that said something like "I park like an asshole" and superglue it to one of the windows of someone parked like this.

If you wanted to be nicer, you could get some proper pre-printed stickers (most online print/sticker shops should have them) and place them. Wouldn't cause any damage but would maybe make them think about it a little bit.

I also saw a post recently where someone replaced all the tire valve caps with bright orange or pink little dick shaped caps. This would cause more inconvenience and embarrassment, but not be damaging or dangerous.

Four of the best parking spots, too, judging by the handicap spaces nearby.

I don’t actually mind this IF the person parks in the back of the lot. I get that they don’t want their precious hot wheels monster truck to get dinged, but as long as they park in the back of the lot where there’s no other cars, it’s fine. However, this person is clearly an asshole as there’s handicapped spots next to them, so they’re right up front taking spaces. It should be legal to vandalize their vehicle if a person does this.

Keying this car is a moral imperative.

What a rookie. Could've taken six by parking sideways

Mildly?

This is what stonetoss fans fap to

My move lately has been to stand their windshield wipers up. You're not doing anything criminally damaging to their vehicle, but in my experience, anyone this self-important will be really bothered by the thought of some random person putting their dirty hands on their precious baby.

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Trucks are generally excessive for most people anyways, them taking up 4 spots only compliments their mentality.

surround it with carts

A local business has any vehicle that does this towed by his cousins tow company. That company is 3 towns over about 50 miles. Guy has signs everywhere that warns anyone doing it. He still gets one or two a week.

This is when you put a small pebble under each of the tire valve caps and screw them down tight enough to depress the spring, open the valve, and let the air out all of the tires

MILDLY infuriating?

Moose sex pheromones. Hose the car down with them. Let nature take care of this one.

This should be a felony

This is a parking job screaming for a keying!

Magnetic wheel weights. Throw a few on the inside of his rim

Nice truck, sorry about your dick!

I have to imagine this is actually going to make it MORE likely that this vehicle gets damaged. Just not accidentally.

The driver is a very wide load and needs the space.

That’s an invitation. He wants to be keyed.

I guess there wasn't an EV charger available.

I finally understand why you still have the death penalty.

How are there not visible key marks in the paint?

Protip: pepper spray on door handles is a great way to sabotage a vehicle without damaging it.

This is a job for 4 mini coopers!!

This should be illegal.

I hope someone with an old rust bucket parks in one of those driver spaces

Squeeze in right next to the driver's door so he can't get in

Four spots

One asshole

Grab some zipties and two shopping carts. Ziptie the shopping carts to their door handles.

Most people who park like that in a stupidly big vehicle, at least park far away so they're not stealing high frequency prime spots.

Keying the fuck out of this, every damn time....

de-stress. park in back and walk a little. for your health. driver has small dick energy and suffers

Clearly needs a ring of shopping carts around it for additional protection

Easy fix, wire snips to the valve stem.

Time to draw and quarter that monstrosity.

Clearly the parking space is too small, lets petition our gouvernment to increaste them, like a football field per car, or something like that... or else please use public transportation

That car officially belongs to the first person who can hotwire it.

He's trying to play car roulette it seems :D

No touchy. No touchy!

Doesn't even fill them all. Must be a compact truck. I'd still squeeze in with my car in front of him, across those two spots.

I doubt these trucks can be driven around in European or Asian roads. They seem so humongous. Even cargo vehicles which transport goods across the city are much smaller than these in India. Why are trucks so popular in the US? Does everyone haul things often? Are cargo trucks not rentable?

Are they a fire chief or something? See a firefighters emblem on the front plate. Barring an emergency still no excuse for parking like a dick though..

MICROPENIS

Dude's thinking he drives a flying car 💀

Don’t you understand? He can’t risk any scratches on his pwecious wittle twuck

Could'a been 6. Dudes a rookie.

You see those white lines they parked over? Yeah, it would be funny if someone took some white masking tape and put it on the truck to look like they painted the parking lot lines over the truck...

Can't help but wonder how someone would react seeing that shit LOL!

Remember: if he's not going to follow the rules, then neither do you. It's fair game to park right next to him.

Better revenge, line up a bunch of carts around the truck, so he has to move them all to get out.

I would totally park as close as possible to this guy and make him have to go through the passenger side.

yall see wasted parking, I see next summer's heatwaves

How nice of them to leave the handicapped spot free.

Otherwise, a total asshole.

"asserting dominance"

And you know it took him half an hour to back the truck into that position.

Great way to get a tire slashed.

Love this kind of selfish .ssholes. Never understood also the need to drive these monstrous cars. Once oil will bounce back, we’ll see if these ´cars’ will still be out there…

"Look at this nice truck that I don't know how to drive!"

we called those hillbilly hookup spots when i was little

1 space is deliberate, 2 spaces is careless, 3 spaces is heartless, but 4 spaces is priceless

Now that’s a paddlin’

Eh! Truck ova here!!

I can't wait until these become mainstream and see what some private parking lot assistants do with them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXSJ7dprzf4

This screams hashtag - you park like an asshole!

I'll just key the car. May be write my name and gfs name with a lil heart sign.

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Isn't there like 6-7 parking spots for every car in the us? Taking up 4 seems fine then 🤷‍♂️

Guys.

The parking lot is near empty.

You even have a car parked in the middle of two spots in the background.

It may be a dick move but in this particular instance I think yall can save your cortisol.

If theres a fire somewhere that individual can easily leave the parking spot.

Front plate looks like a firefighter plate

doesn’t look crowded tho so 🤷‍♀️

doesn’t look crowded tho so 🤷‍♀️