Options much like the ones in those mobile ads
62Back when you could actually have funny ads and not worry about people whinging about it online
58Society peaked.
Absolute foresight from the matrix to say 1999 was as good as it gets.
Send me back.
33Ehh not really. Social awareness like for example the LGBTQ+ movement gained a lot of support in past decade.
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And here you are whinging.
16Nah people still joke about cheating. They love those sexual drama so it's fine.
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TIL Brazzers has been in gaming advertising since at least 2002.
56Video game ads used to be wild.
51"John Romero's about to make you his bitch. Suck it down."
23Oh, totally. I’m a child of the 80s and remember them fondly. I just thought it would be a funny comment.
Man, some of those ads were the epitome of sex sells!
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All those bottom ads are crazy, too.
“Age 23: (sleep?) your way through the phone book. Twice.”
“Age 40: have a midlife crises for your 40 year old with two 20’s (in a hot tub)”
Age 100 something about spending your time reading books. Like the Kama Sutra
33Are you some sort of pixel oracle? I could not read that, even if my life depended on it.
11You merely adopted the pixels. I was born in it, molded by it.
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Given the year, this probably came from one of those “Playboy lite” men’s magazines that were popular at the time, like Maxim or FHM.
6Age 17: Get lucky on the dancefloor and maybe in the bedroom.
4"Date" instead of sleep. Slightly tamer.
4Age 100: Spend your golden years reading books. Like the Kama Sutra.
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Betting they didn't even code any of the buttons except join.
24Ironically, that is the only option you cannot do in the Sims 2.
Screaming and Punching are both under the fight submenu, with Divorce being under its own.
Crying is fully autonomous, and they will do it for potentially the rest of their life.--
22So it's like in real life!
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The Sims used to be so edgy back then, I miss it.
13It also used to be good. Man what I would give for a non-mtxn riddled modern Sims
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Is this really from 2002? I have the exact same lamps on each of my bedside tables and I only got them in maybe 2018.
4Several couples have selected the “divorce” option and passed those lamps on in the intervening years. You’re next, bub.
6Probably worth. One of them flickers a bit and I haven't thrown it out yet because the other one still works fine. I can't handle unbalanced lampage, and don't want to buy two new ones.
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It's not exactly a new design.
6
Fuck I loved the Sims 2
3Just like real life wow
2Join, punch, divorce
In that order, in quick succession1Always join
1I dated a girl in college that would have selected "all of the above" except Divorce. Why not Divorce? Because one should never marry crazy.
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