I’d like to point out here that since I was banned from Reddit (for what? Who knows-birdie didn’t like getting called out with receipts, I guess), when she says her dr said she was “bone on bone,” I’m almost sure that was the time she said she “lost feeling in my legs” when in actuality it was a PINCHED NERVE from doing yoga incorrectly. Shane’s gf at the time (when he started seeing Birdie on the side) was a yoga instructor. So naturally, Sarah took up yoga all of a sudden. She had the worst form and, at one point, posted a pic of a headstand where she was in danger of injuring her neck, and the comments reflected that. Soon after that, she had a pinched nerve, making it “hurt to walk.” The bone on the bone was about no lubrication between joints and inflammation (something to that effect), which had nothing to do with how thin she was. The way this lady lies about everything is wild. WILDDDDD
23“Fam jam time” next story is them at the mall again after she was just there yesterday 🙄 wow yea great family time. Why not a nice walk on a city trail and some ice cream after? Or literally anything that isn’t shopping??
Wonder where she’s jetting off to now? She legit does not spend more than 2 days at a time with L.
ETA: love how she’s trying to look fresh faced here while still using a filter lol
19She has no talent. No niche except "body positivity" and that's quickly fading. The trend is leaning towards fitness and thinness. Taking care of yourself is in. Body neutrality and loving your health is becoming bigger than just showing off your stretch marks. We all have them. Nobody cares anymore. People don't need an influencer to tell them they are acceptable.
16Imagine being so completely vapid and oblivious that you think that two people [who you have an obsessive parasocial relationship with because you shirk your responsibilities and are “chronically online”] who you perceive to have chemistry might potentially date is a significant moment in history. The world is on fire, and THIS is significant to you.
16Someone appears to be having a mid life crisis as her BIG FOUR-O is looming nearer and nearer.
15I have no idea what this fake ass woman is trying to say here but I sure hope no one takes any parent advice from this hobby mom (her words). I’m sure she stole this story line from someone else. I truly believe Sarah is not only harming her own family but others with her messaging, her lack of perspective and manipulation.
12Just came across this post on Instagram, the second slide shows her slimming down the picture. Birdie’s method to a T
https://www.instagram.com/p/DBHWXpPyqyf/?igsh=MXN5OHdpZGRlcHRpMA==
10She’s really feeling herself while alone on this trip, no care in the world for Birdie! Is she trying to pick up a Wall Street businessman or something? Like her being all “hehe I only packed mini skirts silly me” like??? You obviously packed mini skirts for a reason lol.
Also once again can’t think for herself “Renee was here last week doing things solo so here I am doing the same!”
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