Demand for white poppies has increased following Israel's war on Gaza, peace campaigners say

Someone could make Union Jack-patterned poppies, for those who want to show in no uncertain terms how gammony they are. They could sell them through ads in the Daily Mail, arguing that the traditional red poppy has been taken over by “wokeness”, and make a lot of money.

If there's anything more right-on and attention seeking than wearing a red poppy, it's wearing a white one.