Is it gay? (Rule)

"is it homosexual to be alert in normal daylight hours"

Fuck, is this why I'm on vampire hours all the goddamn time? Being straight sucks. Why hasn't Liberal Media(tm) converted me yet like I was promised it would!?

Love who you want to, and if said love relieves your nasal congestion, even better.

It certainly could be gay. And that's ok.

Friends with (health) benefits

Shen is constantly playing gay (and trans) chicken with himself. If he's actually cishet he might be the second man in the world who had to come out as such.

Sounds very gay to me.