43 monkeys escape from a South Carolina medical lab

43 monkeys escape from a South Carolina medical lab. Police say there is no serious danger

“There is almost no danger to the public.”

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They are not infected with any disease whatsoever. They are harmless and a little skittish,”
The monkeys are females weighing about 7 pounds (3 kilograms) and are so young and small that they haven’t been used for testing...
TRANSLATION: If you live in South Carolina, go get yourself an adorable monkey friend and save her from a hellish life.
Yeah, I'm gonna assume we are in danger based on multiple documentaries.
12 Monkeys
28 Days Later
Contagion
Outbreak
Planet of the Apes
- 28 ______ Later?
  (Edit) I know they didn't initially escape, but if memory serves, monkeys were the initial cause of Rage.
  
  Dammit! That was the first one I thought of before accidentally swiping back a page and losing the comment that I had started.
  I'm putting it back in.
- Maybe it was more like Project X and someone saved a bunch of super intelligent monkeys... Probably should secure any aircraft, cause otherwise they're heading straight for the Everglades!
- Can we say "Jumanji" yet? Please?
Oh hell, if you’re in the region and see Bruce Willis, try to help him.
- Conversely, if you see Cillian Murphy, run like hell.
The new guy didn't close the gate? I feel there should be more barriers to 43 monkeys escaping, no matter if they'd been infected with something or not. Pun intended
Hail Ceasar
What are we feeling planet of the apes or 28 days later?
https://xkcd.com/1387/
It's because they're trying to escape to Monkey Island.