1 yr. ago • 98%

Timmy, this is wrong

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I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn't be that different. Crack would be way more available, likely with like, crack restaurants and shit. Poor people would basically crack-starve the way they food starve now. Same shit, different day. Except now we know the governmental officials are high as fuck, instead of just suspecting as much.

And I imagine my house would be cleaner. Zip zip zip.

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- If it happened all at once, but crack supply didn't also grow at the same instant, a lot of people would be crashing in a few hours
  
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  Realistically almost everyone would have a bad year and a lot of recovered crackheads would relapse.
  
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- I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn't be that different.
  
  there would be signs
  
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  M night shyamalans epic sci fi Mel Gibson movie of the year 1965
  
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- Timmy already made the wish for caffeine and we are just unaware that our reality was changed from one where coffee was illegal
  
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  Coffee doesn't get rid of my teeth tho
  
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- Actually no, because it takes a lot of space to plant coca plants. We don't have enough space for everyone to constantly have crack cocain
  
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  Vertically stacked coca farm skyscrapers my dude.
  
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  Yeah we do brother, crack cocaine actually takes less coke to make than regular coke, because you get 8x as much from the cocaine.
  
  7 parts baking soda to 1 part cocaine = 1 gram of coke turns into 8 grams of crack.
  
  Remember federal agent who may be watching, Master P taught me this, not living in a ghetto that you created.
  
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  Fair point
  
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- Ah yes, the Futurama Crack Mansion!
  
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- Without a cure for ADHD this is actually free healthcare woo!!!
  
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- It would be like China during the Opium Wars
  
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He just doesn’t want to be the only one anymore

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- Well there's always me...
  
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Wait was Reagan...Timmy before growing up?

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- No, these were his later years as president. Or at least how he remembers them.
  
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- Fuck, its moving!
  
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CocaCola puts the coca back into its drinks

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Does nothing unless you know it's crack you need. Otherwise we'd just think we had a bad Covid-19 case.

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- Almost everyone would have withdrawal syndrome, it would be fun
  
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  Honestly, other than all the recovering addicts getting screwed over a lot of people would learn real quick not to be so judgemental.
  
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Doesn't this go against "Da Rules?"

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- It goes into effect for 10 minutes before the fairy swat team rolls up. Or something like that, it's been a long time since I watched this
  
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  They'll be too busy smoking crack to bother
  
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It would be the same as it is now except crack/powdered cocaine would substitute sugar.

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- Because crack and sugar are interchangeable, and sugar addiction/comedowns are definitely as bad as with cocaine
  
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Cosmos would do it then Wanda would be like COSMO WTF

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Its just so moreish

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