we all know one person like this...

Of course I know him. He’s me.

This is clearly disinformation. It takes more than 12 beers to get big bird drunk.

My family members don't even have to drink for this.

He's probably not wrong about the lies. The beer might have been a bad choice, and telling people about government lies shouldn't wait until the next episode of inebriation.

He started talking about Jeffrey Epstein just as the studio execs cut power to the broadcast antenna.

Yeah that’s why I had to cut down my drinking. That or I’d make discourse irl or start singing American communist folk music

Government no. Company yes.