"They came a week after you lost consciousness, the moment they spotted our crashed plane" my emaciated wife explained as I squinted at the bright lights.
"They came a week after you lost consciousness, the moment they spotted our crashed plane" my emaciated wife explained as I squinted at the bright lights.
"Where's my leg?" I asked her.
I'd be happy to sacrifice a leg to save my wife. Save her and several other people? Win. She obviously wasn't feasting needlessly.