1 yr. ago • 100%

rude

15 comments

Calm down satan

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I need an alarm clock that does this automatically.

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- Tazer bed?
  
  11
  
  Nah. Normal taser, with the barbs, fires at you when you don't wake. Better incentive.
  
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- I use one unironically, saved my job so I can continue to be a wage cuck. Check out the dick roaster.
  
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They make nose rings very convenient for 9v

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This is the equivalent of people going around sticking plungers onto bald heads.

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Wouldn't the electricity just go through the metal piercing instead of the (less conductive) flesh, causing no shock?

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- It will get hot quickly.
  
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  ah I did not think of that
  
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- Having touched a nine volt battery to the metal on my braces when I was a teenager I'm going to bet you'd feel it.
  
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“Watch me evil Pingu’s head with a ~~lorry~~ battery!”

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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZGZ0108aU4
  
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