Claim Denied
Claim Denied


Claim Denied
I deny this asshole the status of "space cowboy."
I also extend that to the status of "gangster of love"
And "Maurice" as well while we're at it
This is outrageous; it's unfair
i absolutely adore that i haven't seen a single meme, post, or comment that isn't ruthlessly shitting on this fucking guy
Same!
The energy has been pretty consistent:
His family should use some of those millions to make his tombstone a working toilet that empties onto his face.
Do you think they will consider?
If they could profit from it they might
Never before, in human history, has such ruthlessness been so wholesome.
It's nice to see more people drop the childish notion that we shouldn't be happy when evil people die. When a knight kills a dragon, it should be celebrated.
It's absolutely made my week which was shitty otherwise.
They should keep his body in a building central to the insurance HQs. For every single denied claim going forward, that insurance companies CEOs should have to eat a small piece of his decaying corpse to get the denial approved. Once the body is all gone, they need to replenish the CEO body stock if they want to continue denying claims...
Welp, yours is the most creative take I've seen this morning haha, kudos!
I'd like to add that the more I think about it, this is the logical eventual outcome to for-profit healthcare. How long it takes to get to this point seems like it would vary with a few other factors, but I guess we've reached it now for this timeline.
Live by the dollar, die by the dollar
About $1.50 actually, assuming 9mm ammo
Thots 'n pears
Eat the rich
"Hey other CEOs... Are we the baddies?"