I got my carbon offset right here officer
I once saw somebody put a support the environment sticker on the biggest, most gas guzzling, coal rolling ego-mobile the world has ever seen.
I had myself a giggle.
What are the odds someone else stuck it on their truck?
In 'up north' Minnesota there are quite a few people who think they're environmentally conscious simply because they support conservation of public land for the sake of recreation, and that's the extent of their concern. Might be something like that
The fuck you say to me?
It's magic.