Happy birthday, peon

The "loving your work" poster behind him as well...

Ate without table -3

Do people usually stay home for their birthday? I didn't know of any companies that specifically give you off, so I'd think you'd use PTO.

Coming in on his birthday

Wait, you have jobs where you don't have to show up if it's your birthday?

1, I used to work for this company when I was young and had no idea what my rights were. They very much took advantage of this, such as calling me in on an hour's notice on my days off.

2, The Raw Egg Nationalist is a right-wing twat. https://hopenothate.org.uk/2024/06/20/egg-sposed-we-reveal-the-identity-of-far-right-bodybuilder-the-raw-egg-nationalist/

This picture is pure art. Holy shit.

Not even a nice pizza either, that's clearly just a shitty microwave pizza

I'd almost prefer if they didn't give notice to my birthday if I got that pizza

That same pizza is also given to those before a layoff I bet.

I got called in for an inventory audit on my birthday and ended up working from 8am to 2am the following morning.

That's a man considering a new career.

Most commenters here don't appreciate how sad the image really is: the headset is playing some corporate prefabricated Happy Birthday message, starting and ending with "Loving your work." company motto accompanied with nothingmusic in background.

Damn, is that a Lunchables UPLOADED!?

Bro that looks like a waffle with syrup wth kinda pizza even is that

I can't decide if this is AI generated or if bro has size 38 shoes

Any reason he should not have come in during his birthday?

A free meal on your birthday is pretty sweet.

Huge feet. Must have absolutely massive socks.

Who needs table when you are truly "Loving your work.".

And here I am taking off my entire birthday week off like a rube.

Anyone who willingly associates with Raw Egg Nationalist deserves this fate tbh

"I suddenly feel very sick."

The pizza inexplicably gets tossed in the garbage and he's homeward bound...

The pizza isn't the saddest part, it's their terrible break room setup. Two chairs uncomfortably close in the corner, sandwiched between a shoe rack that people might need to access and a trash can. Probably designed by the same people who design their cars...

You guys getting treated?

... This is an AI pic and a probably fake description to go with it