Question for the Australians

Previously, we established that you shouldn't go to a serious event in Australia with the expectation that spider fucking will occur. I'm going to be visiting soon, are there particular events that I might visit where there is a reasonable chance of spider fucking occuring?

I'm not particularly in to spiders - I'm open minded, but it would need to be the right spider - I just don't want to turn up to something and get caught out

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TF is happening…is any of this written by a human on earth? I for one welcome our alien AI overlords, but suggest they might pick up a book on grammar before asking to fucking spider leader approach me with.

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- I resent the implication
  
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Well, if you're not there to not not fuck spiders, then you're there to fuck spiders. Simple, really

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- if you're not there to not not
  
  Stack overflow error. Press any key to reboot.
  
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  !!fuckSpiders
  
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If you go to an event where there is lots of stamps to be licked, or lots of sockless caterpillars, then it’s fair to hold an expectation there may be arachnid hanky panky. Generally though, all three are not expected as a priority.

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Nobody doesn’t not fuck spiders. That isn’t not what they are here for. It’s a simple case of the yeah nahs you drongo.

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Is this how Peter parker was born?

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- No this is how Peter Parker got a wife
  
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