Apart from “life is short”, what other lines do you use before making bad decisions?

I'll get 2% cashback.

"fuck it"

It can't be that bad if future me doesn't come back in time to stop me

I can change her

That's a problem for future me, and that guys a dick

"That's a problem for future me" "ah she'll be right" "fuck it what's the worst that could happen"

Leroy Jenkins

“I’ll sleep when I’m dead”

It's a calculated risk.

if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.

It's always better to regret something you have done than something you haven't.

By the way, if you see your mother this weekend, tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!"

I'll pull out.

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

Yolo

"What's the worst that can happen?"

"Watch this shit!"

"One more couldn't hurt."

And the classic, "hold my beer".

I'm an adult, I can do what I want.

Fuck it, we ball

For 3 days I've been hovering over the checkout button on £800 of computer parts I can't afford so that I can play starfield properly.

This thread is not good for me.

Fuck it, we ball

"What's the worst thing that could happen?"

"Fuck it"

"I'm here for a good time, not for a long time"

"I'll deal with it on the fly"

"Yolo"

"Ask not 'why?' - ask 'why not?'".

"Thats a problem for future me" or "Future me will hate me for that"

Huh, I wonder what this does.

even if it goes wrong, everything will sort itself out in the end

this is my motto, and I’m very proud of my terrible decision making

Eh, I deserve some reward/treat after going through that!

Another drink couldn't hurt

"I've gotten this far, might as well go all the way through"

'"I need to live with my consequences of my decisions"

"it may turn out to be a mistake but It will be my mistake"

"if I didn't want to follow through why did I even leave the sofa? Of course I must commit"

"that's a problem for future me"

I deserve this

Let future-me deal with the consequences/costs

What's the worst that can happen?

Oh well... fuck it, let's do it.

"it'll probably work out"

"Eh, my next salary is coming soon"

"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."

Will you marry me?

YOLO

"What's the worst that could happen?"

A minute later: "Oh, that."

"I don't intend to live beyond 60 anyway."

"At least I learned who I was".

I can't remember where I first heard that from, but its been my go-to for years. Funnily enough, it's kinda become an almost comforting thought now that I do actually feel like I know who I am.

What could possibly go wrong?

i hope I won't regret doing this

"I can sleep when I'm dead"

One I've literally used more than once: "If I die, I'm going to look very stupid"

I'm also fond of: "There's only one way to find out"

HASHTAG YOLO!

Seems edible to me

"Hold my beer"

"Well this is probably stupid but whatever"

"How bad it could it hurt, really?"

In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:

"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"

"It'll work"

Jesus hates cowards!

Hey honey watch this

I know I shouldn’t but

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