Apart from “life is short”, what other lines do you use before making bad decisions?

I'll get 2% cashback.

"fuck it"

It can't be that bad if future me doesn't come back in time to stop me

I can change her

That's a problem for future me, and that guys a dick

"That's a problem for future me" "ah she'll be right" "fuck it what's the worst that could happen"

Leroy Jenkins

It's a calculated risk.

“I’ll sleep when I’m dead”

if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.

It's always better to regret something you have done than something you haven't.

By the way, if you see your mother this weekend, tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!"

I'll pull out.

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

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Yolo

"What's the worst that can happen?"

"Watch this shit!"

"One more couldn't hurt."

And the classic, "hold my beer".

I'm an adult, I can do what I want.

Fuck it, we ball

For 3 days I've been hovering over the checkout button on £800 of computer parts I can't afford so that I can play starfield properly.

This thread is not good for me.

Fuck it, we ball

"Thats a problem for future me" or "Future me will hate me for that"

"What's the worst thing that could happen?"

"Fuck it"

"I'm here for a good time, not for a long time"

"I'll deal with it on the fly"

"Yolo"

"Ask not 'why?' - ask 'why not?'".

Huh, I wonder what this does.

even if it goes wrong, everything will sort itself out in the end

this is my motto, and I’m very proud of my terrible decision making

Eh, I deserve some reward/treat after going through that!

"I've gotten this far, might as well go all the way through"

'"I need to live with my consequences of my decisions"

"it may turn out to be a mistake but It will be my mistake"

"if I didn't want to follow through why did I even leave the sofa? Of course I must commit"

"that's a problem for future me"

Another drink couldn't hurt

What's the worst that can happen?

Let future-me deal with the consequences/costs

I deserve this

Oh well... fuck it, let's do it.

Will you marry me?

"I don't intend to live beyond 60 anyway."

"I can sleep when I'm dead"

What could possibly go wrong?

YOLO

One I've literally used more than once: "If I die, I'm going to look very stupid"

I'm also fond of: "There's only one way to find out"

"it'll probably work out"

"At least I learned who I was".

I can't remember where I first heard that from, but its been my go-to for years. Funnily enough, it's kinda become an almost comforting thought now that I do actually feel like I know who I am.

i hope I won't regret doing this

"What's the worst that could happen?"

A minute later: "Oh, that."

"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."

"Eh, my next salary is coming soon"

HASHTAG YOLO!

"It'll work"

Jesus hates cowards!

"Hold my beer"

"Well this is probably stupid but whatever"

"How bad it could it hurt, really?"

In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:

"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"

Seems edible to me

"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"

Only 1 way to find out...

"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"

Leeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyy Jenkins

We're not here to fuck spiders

Hey honey watch this

I know I shouldn’t but

Anything where multiple words are slurred

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

I'll start a diet tomorrow.

“I wonder…“

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

"we've all gotta die someday!"

Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say “fuck it”.

Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse

"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"

"I wonder what that Button does?!"

Hey y'all watch this!

Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:

"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"

and

"I'll just cancel the free trial"

This time it'll be different

"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer

Risk it for the biscuit

“Throw it in the fuck it bucket”

Looked good on paper

I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.

(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)

Go big or go home.

Just one more

I’ll apologize later

"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"

"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.

Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say

"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."

I probably say that one way too often for my age...

You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.

Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... 😅

Nothing could possibly go wrong

God hates a coward!

Hold my beer, Imma try something

YOLO!

It'll be fine.

Oh, the first month is 90% off

“This will be either badass or really stupid.”

I’m sure last time was a fluke

Never rub another man's rhubarb -joker

I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.

"Life is long, I'll have plenty of time to do it in the future". Spoiler: life is short

Well, let's see what we get.

It’s 6 months same-as-cash! I’ll definitely pay it off by then!

Gotta expect a few losses in a big operation!

Yolo, but ironically, but so often that I'm not sure I'm using it ironically anymore?

"Whatever happens, happens"

"It is what it is"

“I’ll be careful.”

A friend once pointed out to me that if you have to tell yourself this, you should stop whatever you’re doing (e.g. pouring bleach while wearing your best shirt) and reevaluate.

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"Fuck it, leggo" and "what's the worst that could happen?"

What no kill fatten & what no fatten forgotten (Sounds like: wano keel fat e wano fat fegot when I say it lol)

Welp, it ain't gonna get worse than this

In for a penny....

"No risk - no fun"

Let's do this like Judas

TLDR

Fuck it wie ball

"Hold my beer... watch this."

I'll do that later

Easy come, easy go.

"I did a good job today and I deserve a treat." I procede toneat entirely too much candy, but I never learn.

Lazuliiiiiiiiiiiiii