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meow🕷️irl
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My cat is great at catching spiders. There are however a few caveats:
- Spiders must be sufficiently enormous to be fun. Somewhere between “Oh lawd he coming” and Shelob.
- Spider catching only happens at night, and only in the bedroom.
- Cat will make a few chirping noises to alert us that a spider is being hunted.
- All spiders must be delivered as gifts onto the chest or face of one of us.
- Note I only said great at ‘catching’. Delivered spiders are very much alive and very fucking irate about the current state of affairs.
Saved you a click.
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Finally a bright side to being such a light sleeper that my cats are not allowed in the bedroom!
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One of our cats will violently paw at a door for at least half an hour when needed.
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I legit just had to just let mine in the front door after she was flipping the weather strip for a good 15min, back door is wide open mind you and it's the one she walked out of 30mins prior
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Yeah same with my fella. It’s literally the LET ME IN meme
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Some years ago when I was working for crap pay all the time, my cat learned to get attention when I’d run in to use the powder room. After that job was over, I could never shut the door to do my business while he was alive, for that reason.
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I'd also ask why whoever wrote this has giant spiders in their bedroom.
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Probably Australian. I believe it’s required by law there.
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This must be a uniquely terrifying experience for Aussie cat owners.
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I really don't think I would have a cat anymore if that happened more than once....
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Better spiders than mice
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I prefer mice, they taste better
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Nope nope nope
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That genuinely made me laugh, thank you OP!
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Original post, and there's more! 😂
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My cat once brought me a frog. He was an indoor cat and we were on the 2nd floor. I do not know where the frog came from.
Must have been very good at jumping.
Imagine breaking the frog record for jumping and then getting eaten by a fucking cat before getting to pass on your genes.