I mean, I bet trump is pretty lubed on a consistent basis, with his uncontrollable, oh so very wet sounds he makes. I'll put money on him being the bottom.
Careful kids, the thought police are out in force today. Don't say anything that might be deemed offensive by <some group I'm not part of> at some point in history!
Allusions to homosexuality as an insult are homophobic, no matter how woke you personally feel making them. It doesn't matter if the people you are mocking are bigots. Find a new joke.