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Supreme fight

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They don't get any epic music for the fight.
No no no, they get something Deadpool-esque, like Barbie Girl or Dragostea Din Tei.
And yes, I'm old, sue me. Let's see what the Supreme Court has to say about that.
- I was thinking something very similarly psychotic like "Let it Go" or "The Sound of Music."
- This, and other equally valuable reasons, are why I choose "I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
  
  Stayin Alive by The Beegees was my first thought.
  Or we could recreate the zombie beating scene in the Winchester from Shaun of the Dead to Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.
- Tiny Tim has an excellent selection of ironic head-bash-in hits.
- They get "Ram Ranch" not more, not less.

"Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy

We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister. Of course.
- 🤘

How on earth has nobody said X Gon' Give It To Ya. Maybe people are getting fixated on the Supreme Court part, but I feel like that's the right theme for kicking any ass in a White Castle parking lot.
- yeah if I'm gonna go ham on a whole group of people this is the right song
- Nah, Deadpool already used it, it's like an unwritten rule. When a guy in spandex runs around making millions faking a fight scene with it, you aren't supposed to reuse it.
- My first thought as well. Second would be Ante up by M.O.P

Turbo Lover by Judas Priest
- Amazing. I’d also like to see Painkiller as an encore.
  
  Is nobody gonna mention Breaking the Law? Seems quite fitting
  
  I also chose Painkiller. But I'd be happy to foat fight the supreme court to any song.
- Good fucking shout actually

They should be beaten to death without a soundtrack. Nothing should hide the sounds of their comeuppance.

Either Killing in the Name or The Pretender.
- Extra points for pizazz if you were thinking of this version.
  
  the Lauren Mayberry one is so much more heartfelt

The national anthem on loop. Because they have to hear it all the time and it'll remind them.
- This is how you remind me

Killing in the Name is the right answer, I feel.
- I won't quote it, but yes. First thought.

I’ll throw in the “basic” choice of Fuck tha Police by N.W.A.

Pokemon Theme. The full version. Don't know why but it just feels right.

I Fought the Law - The Clash.
- In that song, the law won. Not the outcome I'd be hoping for.
  
  Granted...
  However, the lyrics seem to be sung from the point of view of someone who turned to crime after the system failed them, and the Clash make it sound defiant and powerful despite the outcome.
  It's time to settle some grievances with the Law.
  EDIT: I mean, just imagine that first guitar riff coming in right after someone kicks Thomas square in the nuts as the opening salvo... beautiful.
  
  Even in our fantasies we wouldn't get away with it. But much ass would be whooped nonetheless.

Don't stop me now -Queen
- Ooooh can I join and can we wear roller skates?

Rage, Killing in the name

Bad Reputation by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts... like in Shrek.

It's Not Unusual
- https://youtu.be/dpCgqWiTGpo

Yakety sax
They don’t get a fight. I give them a wedgie and have them chase me around the parking lot

Take the power back - Rage Against the Machine
- Damn near any song by them would be great.

Let the bodies hit the floor.
It's a great song to beat the fuck out of people to.

I'm shipping out to Boston
- That's the one.

BANG POW BOOM - Insane Clown Posse
I fight naked with Juggalo Face Paint and a Bottle of Faygo up my ass.
Just like my forefathers did against the Romans 🥲
- Straight up laughed out loud. What a mental image. Thanks for the chuckle man.

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Ten guys jump one, what a man
You fight each other, the police state wins
Stab your backs when you trash our halls
Trash a bank if you've got real balls

You still think swastikas look cool
The real Nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth Reich, you'll be the first to go

 --  *Nazi Punks Fuck Off* by The Dead Kennedys

The entire sound track of Hotline Miami 1 and 2.
If I had to pick one, Hydrogen by MOON.

Any.
- Based.

What's the name of the Benny Hill theme song?
- Yakety Sax

City Hall by Tenacious D.
🎵We'll have 'em screaming in the streets and tipping over cars and breaking windows of small businesses and setting fucking fires! Setting fuckin' fires! And setting fucking fires!🎵
- Not the government totally sucks?

Tubthumping.
- That song was the anthem of the party my first DND campaign.

Particle Man by TMBG, of course.

Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod

blitzkrieg bop by the ramones
- Goddamn that's a good choice.

J.U.S.T.I.C.E: Dance
Gonna need that beat for footwork.
- Justice is so fucking good.

"I want candy" by mc Chris?
or maybe something from the coup? like "magic clap" or "takin these" or "everythang" or "ride the fence"...
edit: oh fuck. I forgot "the man" by the killers
double edit: damn, reading the coup track list and I missed "we are the ones" and "5 million ways to kill a ceo"
triple edit: the stimulator put out a series of workout mixes called "burning cop car" that is full of winners in this category

Any. The answer is any. I'll knock the fuck out of a geriatric ignoramus while god damned polka music is in the background. But if I had to choose....Get to the Gone by Static X

it would depend on mood or reason.
i understand the RATM suggestions. that's sort of an obvious top contender.
Ministry's ass clowns comes to mind. but that's where I started day dreaming and drifted toward their earlier work and thought of scarecrow and then pslam 69 because hehe.
or maybe this is a classier whitecastle parking lot. a light piano like aria de capo ...or maybe it's more ride of the valkries vibe? hmm
last thought. primus. my name is mud. (but call me ellowishus deverdander ambercrombie )
- "So I kissed him upside the cranium with that aluminum baseball bat. My name is Mud"
  Les Claypool is a fucking legend.

The Star Wars cantina song.

Nazi Punks Fuck Off - Dead Kennedys(1:04)
Gag On It - Kim Petras (1:40)
She's Kerosene - The Interrupters (2:51)
West End Riot - The Living End (3:51)
Change on the Rise - Avi Kaplan (4:01)
Or skip the play list and:
Roundabout - Yes (8:36)

RATM... Killing in the Name Of

Ministry - Ass Clown
Pretty much any Ministry song will do though

I'm surprised to not see any mentions of Eat the Rich by Motörhead.
- Or Eat the Rich by Aerosmith

God‘s Gonna Cut You Down, by Johnny Cash

Nobody speak by DJ Shadow.
The music video won't let me fight politicians without playing it.
- This was going to be my answer. Glad I checked before posting.

Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin. It's both appropriate for the task and poetic.

Kind of a different feel, but: Fight Song - The Stanfields
Also, Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls and Creeping Death
Finally, the entire first Matrix Original Soundtrack
Edit: Gorillaz - Feel Good is tickling my brain, and there's something about Foster the People's Pumped Up Kicks but I'm not sure if it's a good idea. And: Dope - Die Motherfucker Die
- I love The Stanfields and For Whom The Bell Tolls is my all time favorite Metallica song. Want to be best friends?
  
  Hell yeah! Let's ride!

Orinoco Flow

First song that came to mind with prior to reading the comments was Beastie Boys Sabotage. Although after reading the comments I appreciate many of the other suggestions too.

Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff

4'33" composed by John Cage, with the accompanying orchestra of course.

Final Countdown
- BAM, there it is. Isn't that song always the answer to these posts? Because it should be.

So Much Better by Eminem
Or
I Hope You Die by The Bloodhound Gang

Fuck Nazi Sympathy - Aus-Rotten
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fNv6BrL_FgM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCF2RdtLMNQ
Against me! - Those Anarcho Punks Are Mysterious

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